I dont discriminate...no not at all.

Facebook deleted me. Not once, but three times. So I'm taking it slow, this round. Lets see how long I'll last.

Other news..

Reality just set in, I'm bipolar. I figured this out after a conversation with Morgo last night after I got back in from my date [outting, I apologize], with "her". She does'nt have a particular name right now, so she'll just be labeled she. "She" can change next week, because they seem to change quite often anyway. Not my fault. Digress. Morgo tells me about dude she's been talking to, and how he's pretty much acting like a skirt because he seems to be competign with his ex by dangling her [Morgo] around in her face like a trophy. At first thought, I'm like "Ok, dont females LIKE making the ex jealous?". But this isn't the first time this month I've heard this being the case. Its just the jones'.

Spring is finally here, which pretty much means

• A lot of people are going to try to portray shit that they arent. This is prime season for taken men to re-do their rosters to find better bitches for the summer. He put up with you all winter, hibernatign, but the club notifications on Facebook are going to start up in April, so you know he's bound to get out.


• Females will claim to want to be single and "enjoying" the single life. This is a double negative. Nobody is "comfortable" with being single. Especially seeing their taken friends have options. Its a psychological game with women. They like to be single Friday and Saturday nights, until they realize they are going home alone from the club, while all their girlfriends are making calls.


• *Points Up* Yeah yeah.. you'll think "Okay, well she can make a booty call. But what self respecting woman YOU know is content with just being the pussy for the evening? Feel free to give her my number, I'll give her my friends numbers, and she'll be a statistic. Sorry, but yeah..


• The Preview of the Summer. A LOT of people were NOT prepared for last weeks weather change. That 60 degree burst of heat got to them, they're walking around with flip flops and North Faces. Turn around 7 days laters, every single one of them is sniffling with colds. Not to mention women's name games were horrible, and the decline in outfits at the club have been minimal. Seems like females are like "You cant go wrong with leopard, black, or red dresses." Be different.

Around this time last year, I hated the club, you could'nt get me to go. And I found out the reason why. I had reliable pussy. Its simple people math. You go out, get dressed, hit the club, gawk and stare at women all night, and your chances of pulling a source are slim and none. ME on the other hand, every Friday and Saturday, I was promised sex. Good sex if I must say so. Why did I ruin that by breaking it off? Because all good things come to an end. And I took pussy for granted. Sucks now getting in the house at 4am, looking at paper statements of a $40.00 tab for 4 drinks, tipping a bartender, and leaving out with just a buzz.

Want to hear about something that scares me? Titty fucking. Like I cant put myself in the position to sit on a females stomach and place my dick between her breasts. That has to be the dryest place on the planet other than Beyonce's reproductive organs [as Keri Hilson tells us]. Like who comes up with the concept of titty fucking? Faggy shit.

Speaking of Fags [gays, queers, homosexuals, I dont know whats acceptible to call them, sorry.]..But me and "her" were in the movies watching Watchmen last night, and a group of them are in an empty theatre, running around, acting like 8 year old barbie doll toting boys. So shes int he cut fighting back words, looking at me like I should say something to them. Now, contrary to popular belief, just cause they are gay dont make them any lesser of a man. And I refuse to lose a fight to four fags. I'm sorry, shit just wont never happen. So I let the shit slide for a good 15 more minutes, and I get tired of her doing her sidebar shit too..

1. Moaning and sighing


2. hand to her face covering her mouth


3. Mumbling curse words

So I just said fuck it. I walked up to them and was like "Not trying to bother y'all, but me and her trying to watch the movie.". One of the bent wrists was like "oh, I'm sorry sir, my bad".

• I hate when people call me sir.

They are quiet. I get back to my seat, and her face changes as if I discovered how to make her orgasm with two strokes. She sits upright, FINALLY. She's smiling, and says "Good job". At this point I dont even care, I'm watching the movie. Plus for the past 45 minutes she's been real tense like, so I didn't bother getting too close to her. I'm what you could consider "rebounding". Her and the dumb nigga stopped talking because he opted to keep pursuit of the ex girl [kind of like Morgo's dude], and she stops talking to him. As a result her and me start talking, and getting to know each other. She's not my girl, I have my options, I'm sure she has hers. I call sparingly, text on occasion. Same with her. Its quite entertaining. Lets see how it goes..

On another note, I have a sex drive that is wild. I wont go into details, but I sat through two full length orgy pornos last night after returning from the movie, and umm.. Yeah.. I did'nt go to sleep until 3:30. I'll let you fill in the blank.

Women: When a man tells you he masterbates, its not because we are trying to get a nut off. Well...in my defense, I get mine in daily, regardless if I'm hitting skins or not. It prolongs my real-life bedroom action. It's like a Wizards game, they have a shootout, and practice before the initial game. Same way with me. I dont want to get on the court and be winded and flacid by the halftime show. You dig?

Marinate off that though.

Fin'

The Ratio for Women to men is 26 to 1...Debate?

Pardon me while I adjust myself...


So... I made the status.. And it was funny to see so many defensive women. Reason why I say this.. is mainly because a woman can practically have any man that they chose, right? So.. Why when the ratio is thrown out that there are more of you than there is men, a womans only defense mechanism seems to be "that counts for ugly women, blah blah blah blah blah". Cool, I understand most and some are in there feelings regarding this. And you should be. The threat that your man could have 25 women, 17 possibly being that much better than you...it something HARD to deal with. Very hard. I guess you all need to step up your game. Meanwhile... one girl in particular made a "funny". Saying "Gay homosexual men" are a part of that 26.

* pause. Now... Whats worse than having 17 women better than you in the competition for a man? A man betting you. A lot of you women should feel bad. If a man..steals your *cough.. man... Your life is hard. And thats sad. I'm sorry. As much as I love vagina.. aint no way in THE hell. I'm scared to sit on public toilets minus the ones in my office [Them motherfuckers are clean. Sue me. i use the paper toilet condom things.]

Needless to say, ladies.. you need to come to terms with this.

There will be someone better than you. A lot of them. No matter how great you are. How many degrees you have, how wonderful your sex drive is... there is always better. And for some men... quite frankly.. that motto is correct... "Theres nothing like new pussy".

Think of it like a new pair of shoes, ladies. You go, try them on, you turn to your girlfriend and say "Well, if they only had these in brown".

Men say "Well damn.. if only I had me a hispanic chick"

So.. me.. being the balance of all my male friends.. I asked three of my guy friends. E, Nell, and Jaren. The question was... "How do you like the odds, 26 to 1."

E- Fuck yes.
Nell- awaiting reply
Jaren- Do you have to ask twice?

*Frank Luca Voice "My nigga"

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Funny thing said:

Her: 13 of them are ugly mountain monkeys, 7 of them are lesbians, 3 of them are virgins and 3 of them just settle for less or whats there!!!!its your choice...lol"
Me: Whew... a LOT of women in their feelings. lol.

Whats wrong with a virgin?
Ugly women- Men still fuck them. Just look at some of y'all friends. Exactly. Siobahn... Come on now shawty..

So Mary... out of those choices... what are you? Because you arent gay, you arent a virgin, and I'm sure you dont settle

Dont worry... I'll wait."
Her: i am a gay virgin so i take up 2 of those slots, thank you...lol never been to the mountains if thats what ur gettin @..LMAO u dumb as shit tho'
Me: Eww, your a gay virgin? I think you need to have your twat stapled, and recylced. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. lmao. You never been to the mountains? Fakingggggggggggggg


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I've come to terms with this. Even though the odds are 26 to 1... Not all men will end up with a good woman. Its just the way it works. Mainly because... some men are greedy. I cant tell you how many myspace/facebook girls that I PERSONALLY know that have been knocked up just for looking good. Takes me back to my old buddy, old pal Darnell. Basically he met a girl... offline [new wave movement. People dont meet in public no more.. its not cool.]. Sure, she was cute [I knew her personally.] But end of the day.. she was all about attention, and networking. [woman after my own heart..]...They talked for a good couple weeks.. He gave her some Cobra Head [penis], and knocked her up.

I get a baby shower invitation. I call him.

Me: Dude.. You cant be serious. You got [her] pregnant?
Darnell: Yeah.. thats mine, stamped. Aint nobody taking that. I got me a keeper.
Me: So instead of wifing her... you stuck with her for 18 years. 24 if the kid go to college. Different strokes for different folks.

Moral of the story is: Condoms have variety. Like the 26 to 1 ratio. Strap up, lay her down. Pull out. Its not rocket science.

Also... As many times as I've thought about having a threesome with two women.. I'm too greedy. And I cant be held accountable for beign greedy with my penis. I've watched plenty of orgy and threesome pornos.. and one thing that I cant get into..the seeing another females face in another female pussy while I'm behind her.

Fuck am I talking about. That shit sounds wonderful. lol. Christ. Whewwwwwwww.

BUT.... The only issue I seriously have.. is say if you get a girl to do that shit with another girl. And she likes it... She might hit you with that "I want two dudes this time, you wanna join?".

2 women + 1 man= 3some.

2 men + 1 female= gangbang

And I have too much pride to sit there high fiving another man while he's fucking her while I'm waiting my turn. But two woman.. happy happy joy joy...

This has been a public service announcement by..


WELL GOT DAMN! It must be TWO SIDEEEEEEEEEES


I'm sorry.... whoever photoshopped this.... is funny as shit... Seriously.

Better yet, like Diddy... "Take dat." !! Owww

Good Morning.

First and foremost... Be prepared to read a lot. And Disclaimer.. I say some shit about Diddy in this note. I'm a fan, but my opinion is unbiased. Deal with it. Random tags. Deal with it.

You might as well say I'm having a case of writers block [weird right?] But I'm finally seeing the bigger picture of things. Went on an "outing" last night. Hate the term "date" nowadays. I told her something that I've never told a female. On the ride back home, I jive like laughed at myself, because it made PERFECT sense, yet I never could put the words into context until AFTER the fact. Crazy, right? Basically I told her as so: "Dont consider this a date. Might as well call this an outting. Theres nothing we can learn from each other sitting in a movie theatre. I'm getting to know you, so give me a couple more outtings before coming out and going on a date."

Reason I told her in this manner is because its amazing how many women pride themselves on being taken to a movie. Its NOT a date. Maybe my concensus of a date is different from the rest of the population. But conversation and direct eye contact is in order for that. Theatres clearly tell you turn off all phones, and shut the fuck up right before the movie starts. Kills the "datign' mood. However theres been many of "things" that have/could happen in a theatre. So much so.. I'm kind of scared to touch the armrests in the theatres. Too many times have I seen [cough] a females head gradually move from her seat to the one beside hers. Reminds me of that sex story by Zane in the Sex Chronicles. Im STILL curious about how head with Nacho cheese would fill. When I read that.. I pretty much got harder than trying to change your first name to "Muhammad" on facebook. [Trust me.. someone I know tried it.. and they wont let you change your name to hussein, Muhammad, and other "third world defense" contries. Check it.]

Needless to say, I'm going to go see "Notorious" at the movie premiere tomorrow. Then I'm just realizing to myself... Like.. who the fuck is telling his story for him? In all fairness.. I'm sure Mrs. Wallace isn't. What mother would'nt portray her son in a good light? And Faith... Lord. I wont even speak on that chick. Loved her cds... but after she did that 180 when he died.. she pretty much lost my respect. Remember when she was denying that her and Tupac fucked [even though we all knew she prolly was topping off Diddy too]..Then 9 years later, she has a book out explaining shit, and dogging Biggie out. Kind of fucked up, right? Butt hats neither here or there. I want to discuss ONE thing. WHY IS BAD BOY RECORDS THE GRAVEYARD? Like honestly.. When you sign a contract to that label... this is the fine print...

"Oh by the way... You can have a few hot singles.. but the first sign of you about to blow up... Sean Combs will shelf you."

You might as well take my words to the bank, because I'm a LOYAL Bad Boy fan. But I wont sit here and neglect that this man SHITS on his artist. Majority of his money comes from the 35% he gets from Ciroc sales.. and the Sean John brand. Bad Boy makes that man NO money. So.. what he does...

He hits the road.. gets people together put them in a house, makes a band out of them. Teach them to sing and dance, maybe get a few rumors circulating he's fucking one of the female artist. Then to keep his name buzzing in your ear before you tune it out.. He breaks them up.

Did "Dream" come out with a second album? Yeah... I didnt think so either.




How many singles did "Hustlenomics" have? Precisely.



What about B5? Remember the first time you heard "All I Do"? Even I was like "Turn that shit up... joint rocking". Harmonizing "I cant wait to get to school each dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy". [End song]. Now where they at? On Disney Channel singing Jingles.

Okay.. Fuck being nice... Where the fuck CRAIG MACK at? FLAVA IN YA EAR BITCH! Cheri Dennis? Mario Wynans? Better yet.. Carl Thomas? LORD Carl Thomas.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: I want to shout Carl Thomas out for being the cd I had great multiple orgasmic sex to.Multiple times Funny thing bout the cd.. is you can have sex to "Summer Rain" in the middle of December at a Ski Lodge in a blizzard, and STILL be a great song. Like my God. Y'all do NOT understand the severity of that cd.



Okay.. I went on a tangent.. But yeah.. Da Band? Who told that nigga Dylan he could rap though? Seriously.. If there was a list for the top 5 worthless rappers in Hip Hop ever.. He'd be in first place, right before the Rapping Chiwawa, the Geico Gecko, Spliff Star, and a deaf mute. However.. Sarah... My Christ. Like the first time I seen her in a dress on the show...I broke the zipper on my jeans. Neglect the fact that she whinned like a third grader, and took forever to hit notes.. But when the cd came out.. YES! Classic. I remember paying $5.00 in high school to dude in my Computer Science class for it [THis before Ipods..when niggas walked round with backpacks of burnt cds for profit]...

But anyway.. Diddy has raped a lot of his artist. But thats my nigga though. Only cause he did some "Big Man" shit most dudes wouldnt do.

[Had to take this part out. ]

Gave a million dollars to Katrina. Even though thats spending money for him. Look what Bush has done. Case closed.

The term "Bitchassness". Self explanatory.

Cassie. Even tohugh she sings like a 3rd grader names Tommy, and refuses to stick to modeling.. DIddy rocket launched her.

Aubrey. Swear.. If America went on a "No penalty, no law, " effect for 48 hours.. I would fly to whereever she was.. penetrate her blindfolded and probably plant a seed. Dont know WHAT they did to her... But the Aubrey from the Auditions wasn't hitting on NOTHING. But now.. My GOD.. I put this on a stack of Lipton Brisk Iced Tea.. I would make love to her. Moufkiss and all.

So bout this Notorious movie.. I will have some more to say AFTER the premiere... This is just the first little "outcome".




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2KbonwDNPo

"Never Let A Man Hit the Bottom of your Vagina"

This blog should be interesting. Now granted I wrote a status regarding "Whats the WORSE lie you've ever told the opposite sex?". let... the bulk of the replies came from so..

- The number of sex partners had & if the sex was good.
- "I'm on my period"
- "I'm a lesbian"

Obviously the ones that are typical. Understood. But one in particular was the one I was DYING for all of them to say.. And they did.

- "Size doesn't matter"

And I know PLENTY of women now. And all of them preach a sermon of how much they want a crave a big penis. And its crazy, because I've heard of women taking some extreme measures when it comes to finding a mans dick size. Like one girl I know gave me word that when shes freaking a dude at the club.. she goes and checks that first hand. So in reply to her I asked.. "So if your so consumed on his dick size, is the sex bad because your focus is on the actual thought of the size, or the fact that hes not putting forth enough effort to please you?"

Wait a minute.. Pause.. that was a fucking great quote right there. I think y'all need to print that on a t-shirt and sell it. I'll re-iterate.

"So if your so consumed on his dick size, is the sex bad because your focus is on the actual thought of the size, or the fact that hes not putting forth enough effort to please you?"

So as a female.. of course she hits me [Mr. Ass man] with this statement. "So why are men consumed on a female with a phat ass"

I couldn't answer with an elaborate response to try to confuse her, so I said the first original thing that came to mind. "A woman with a phat butt looks better from the back when you spread her ass like rumors". She laughed. I giggled, and we got off the topic.

I digress..Tiana [grown ass woman Tiana] said this:

"Size doesn't matter. I have had a dude with a smaller dick make me cum more times than a nigga with a big one. It's like guys with the big one think they ain't gotta put in work and the size handles it...hell nah! I need creativity. A guy with a smaller one will take that extra effort to prove that his shit is bomb or at least the ones I've encountered lol!"

Now it's funny when i hear a female say this, because I know plenty of male friends of mine that overcompensate for their dick game with women by words. I've had one of my guy friends that fucked a girl that I know seriously come to me explaining it like "yeah man, she came on my dick, she did this, she did that". So mind you... I could care less. Last thing I want to hear is about you..fucking one of my friends. I can handle it.. but like ugh. All I kept thinking was "Gonads and Strife". So her and I get to talking about what happened the night before. And conversation goes as so.

Mrs. Pretty Pussy: Greg, I hope you aren't offended about what went down last night.
Me: Not by a long shot. Y'all fucked right?
Mrs. Pretty Pussy: Yeah. I'm ashamed.
Me: Just shake it off. Think like I do. You got a nut, slept, woke up and developed amnesia.
Mrs. Pretty Pussy: Trust me. I wish I got a nut. I didn't even moan.
Me: Beg pardon?
Mrs. Pretty Pussy: Yeah. He came after 9 strokes. Got up and tried to go again and went limp. Told me to suck him off. Hes not my man
Me: Umm..yeah. May I please be excused to the quiet corner to laugh?
Mrs. Pretty Pussy: Why?
Me: Because he said he hit you from the back and you screamed out "ooh"
Mrs. Pretty Pussy: No no. I said "whoa". Because the condom popped, made him change it.
Me: Niggahs. hahahahahahaha. I'm going to bed.


And yes.. I have some VERY sexually driven posts and blogs, but yeah. I don't look down on my dick in shame either. I will probably be the only man on Earth to admit in a room of females that my dick don't reach my kneecap. I just wasn't built like that. My 5'8' frame can only do so much. So.. I've come to the conclusion even I... Mr. Greg. have to come to a female with a "Contractual Dick Agreement" and it goes like so.

"With all penetration proceeding to take place, I would just like to let you know.. somethings are beyond my control. I did not pass the NFL Combine, and I failed to make it to the WWF, so tossing you across the room, choking you until your lose oxygen, and anal sex are undeniable out of the question. This contract simply states that you understand exactly the terms and conditions put forth for you. If you choose to except however, everything else that takes account will be done. Falacio only happens with status. In the words of Anita Baker, I am "Giving you the best that I got." [Jigsaw voice] "Your choice. Live or die. "

Ahh. Feels so much better to say that. Now. On my behalf. The things I've lied about to females. Sad.. but there's particular things I can tell certain women. But there was one woman in particular I found myself HAVING to lie to. Now.. the scenario [rude as it sounds] is quite frankly.. I didnt want to be seen in public with her. Not for the fear of her being ugly... But because I know a LOT of "badder" women, and the fact that she had some of the best head I've ever had in my life, but she wasn't necessarily a "model". Sue me. So. The Conversation went as so:

Golden Lips: You want to go to the movies or something tonight?
Me: What do you want to see? [in my "why do I have to" tone]
Golden Lips: "A family that Preys together". I can check show times.
Me: I don't eem fuck with Tyler Perry, why cant we see something like Mama Mia or something?
Golden Lips: Mama who? I never heard of it.
Me: Be different.
Golden Lips: You just want to have me all alone, don't you?
Me: Precisely.

Now.. I can admit. to this.

• She had impeccable oral sex. Movie theatre..no crowd... dark venue. Perfection.

• WHY would I take anybody but my "MAIN" joint to a Tyler Perry movie. I wouldn't take you to a Will Smith movie, would I? No.

Rude, but I'm trying to be "in tune with my star fucking player".

Other examples of "Lies by me".

-"No, I didnt nut." [Whole time.. I did. I just developed a strategy of when I nut... flip her happy as over, start going down, bam..penis back on stiff-arm mode. Switch condoms. Slide in missionary. Never fails.
- "Yeah, I love the way you give head" <-- Could be true for some of them. But one girl couldnt do it to save her life. I called myself trying to help her our by tossing little hints to her. But you would think she would've got the picture after we watched a porno RIGHT before... and she didnt take notes. Come on. - "I wasnt looking at that girl". If you have to conclude that I was, then I was. Deal with it.
- "If I wanted to cheat, I wouldve left" This isnt necessarily a lie either.. But I had to put this in there. I hate when women have this thing for thinking that every female you flirt or converse with is potential for fucking. In some cases, yes. But if thats the case..you need to recharge your "badder bitch batteries", and get on your game. Women HATE to see a man they cant have. So if you have me.. they will want me. Dig? Dug.
- "Ill go all night". CLEARLY a lie. She shouldve known that. I have asthma honey. And Tia wont give me back my Asthma pump. Therefore I refuse to have my obituary saying I died trying to bust a nut. Sorry Charlie.
- "Your the last person I slept with" Self explanatory.

Example of some great sex that I DID have in 2008. Wont put everything out there. But I will say... She pretty much fucked me sober. Like we left the lounge.. I was under the influence. The sex had perfect timing, and hit the spot at the perfect time. It was one of those sexual experiences where you cover your eyes with your entire arm, just smiling and shit. So...Mrs. Wonderthighs.. I'd like to commend you on being one of my best sexual experiences of 2008. Surprise me with a text message offering penetration in a public place. That would make my Monday greater. [Biggie voice] BABY BAY BAY!

Whew. So.. Back to the topic at hang. Hopefully y'all have nothing else to do with your time today because the comments for this not should dictate how this blog comes out. What excuses have you heard or used against the opposite sex?

What is your take on the "size" matter for men?

Politics & Bullshits

Seent his joint on the Kanye blog. Something funky bout this joint. May make it a fashion.


This too. My Spring gear. And this shit too.





I would like to dance with her while freeballing in sweatpants...

The "Evolution" for myself.

Strangely, I've been inspired to write this blog by a woman who writes just as "assertively" as myself.

As I looked at the type of life that I've lived. I've always wondered.. What sins could I possibly be forgiven for? Granted, I've never done anything harsh, besides talked down about a person. But when it somes to the seven deadly sins, I'm completely biased about which ones I've commited. Quite frankly, I'm torn and confused over the moves I should make for the year. Something tells me to take more classes. Then my conscious guides me towards more money. I swear I should pay more attention to the books, get all the accredations needed for a higher salary, but honestly, the learning curve and process is shitty. [Think Kanye's College Dropout]. That cd always makes me feel one way. "No matter how much you fail, your not the only one not succeeding." I'm pretty sure there are people in worse perdiciments than myself though.

So I get a text message from Day. She's been more consistent than I thought she'd end up being. Surprisingly...

Her: I have an idea
Me: And that would be?
Her: U should bring me breakfast
Me: That requires us living together
Her: lol and y is that
Me: Quite frankly getting too old for sleeping solo
Her: So I have to share a bed with you to get an au bon pain muffin
Me: Not necessarily. But in the effort you take asking, you could be in route there yourself, wrong?

Slight morning humor, I suppose..

Decided yesterday I'd go browsing into Armani Exchange. Never felt the urge to storm out of a store until then. Granted, not only do they sell H&M fashions with the label "Armani" on it. But people fail to realize the difference between Georgio Armani, and the lower grade. Yet, there was a guy in the store, just browsing, mind you.. yet walking right past the sales rack. Why people complain about a recession, but insist on paying $65.95 for a long sheeve t-shirt, is beyond me. Blame my maker for introducing me to Marshalls, TJ Maxx, and the option of being more frugal with my income. Minus my habit for drinking and parlaying.

Guess you live once right?..

With that said, I took time outside of Facebook, and browsing forums, to actually go ahead and sign up for stock alerts. Very intriguing endeavor. Not usually somethign you'd see from me, but I've witnessed first hand someone get $5,000 for a slight bump in points on Wall Street. Better than going to Charlestown's quarter machines. So I even opted to tie my bank account to it to watch. And I'm contemplating being more wiser and getting a TRowe Price savings account to grow investment off it. [At 21, I'm making a lot more sub conscious financial decisions that I failed to since 18.

Digress. Netta showed me an error of my ways in a blog she wrote. So I figured fuck it. If she can do it, and make it work, lets see if a male can make it work. Basically taking her rules, and adding my twist to them. Sounds fail safe, and at this point, I trust her better judgement before anyone elses. As I laugh to myself, I wonder.. If she was born with a dick, and we were born from the same womb, could you consider us "Bang Brothers". Seeing as though we have the same sexual outlook, and pretty much form the same consensus on topics that most just shy away from. Continuing on...

Declaration of Singlehood....
I declare myself to be single... and the single rules are as follows:

I am single until I am no longer Single...

This means that questions like "Who is she?" or "Where were you last night?" are unfucking acceptable. I am my own entity. You play your hand, and so will I. I dont answer to many women, and even the ones I do form a response to get sassed when they cross the line between my business and theres. Had an encounter like this happen recently. "Why do you have a ringback tone? Afraid I'll hear your line beep?". No. I'm afraid you have entirely too much time on your hands to go and listen for a beep between the dial tones. Read a poster or something.

I do not want to talk about your feelings. Ever.

Or my own feelings for that matter.

You had a nice day, great. Felt nothing needed to really be changed here. Self explanatory.

Sex with you does not preclude me from sexual activity with other individuals.

My fuck stick is my own. I will share it as I see fit. No, you are not leasing, renting, or borrowing it. As Beyonce says, I put a ring on it. Therefore if I chose to fuck her, dont question me about it. Especially if you are'nt stepping up.

No sleep overs.

None. I like rollin around in my bed. Alone. At night. <---I rather liked the way this was put. I continue to make no promises as to whether you will end up in my blog or not.

You may. You may not. Identities will be protected. Pseudonyms will be used. <----same as above. No dick coveting.

None.

I play by my own rules.

Rules are tools that you use to win Games and what I realized a long time ago is that the game that others are playing is not necessarily a game I want to win. How I go about my life

I never feel obligated to inform you of my previous partners.

Follow this rule of thumb:
If you think I did.... I probably did. And seeing as though perception is reality, if you think I did it, it doesn't really matter what actually happened.

Fuck it:
Yea I had her before but that happened before. You get mad when you know so just don't ask me no more.


Heed Kanye's words. He is wise, that Mr. West. [starting to think Netta has a thing for dude though]

I reserve the right to overbook.

Overbook, double book, bump reservations. Just because it gets penciled in, don't mean it can't end up getting cancelled. I'm unpredictable. Sometimes I don't even know what I'm about to do. Better options will be offered. I've learned in 2008, females really dont keep calendar, so pretty much, I'll explore options.

I have a pet peeve when it comes to people trying to "Save Me".

I am not broken. I am entitled to like more than just you. And the last thing I hate is a female who attempts to use her past to dictate the actions she makes with the present. Because I'll leave your ass with yesterday. Also, don't patronize me. It infuriates me. [Lil Wayne voice] Beetch.

YOU ARE NOT MY PRIORITY.

When midnight hit, New Years Eve, I felt a shift. In my life. In my priorities. In what I cared about and where I wanted to go in my life. And pussy.... On the back burner. I'd said it before and I'll say it again: I'll start dating again when one of two things happen. Lauren London does a soft porn starring me. That or Michael Jackson gets a suntan. And the way 2009 is going, looks like its going to be a while.

You know... It aint tricking if you got it... right? C'mon now

Okay, I don't know what the fuck it is about facebook that gives people a dose of superpowers, but let me go straight at it. First....niggas. When your browsing people friends lists and shit...check the name. I went to sleep at 115am. Woke up at 805 to 12 new invitations from dudes. That's the new hottness in the streets? Old caped crusader ass niggers. Yes! I have 3000+ friends. So if we have 217 mutual friends...so what. Stop trying to add me to 'steal' my friends. It won't help you get more bitches. Develop a strategy. You live in Ohio. What you going to possibly do talking to someone from UMES? Hmm...

Females, I will admit.. I was tricked yesterday. Randomly added someone thinking 'okay, she's normal, taking photos with her friends.'. Clicked add...so she accepted. But lord. Come to find out she was the one all the way in the BACK of the photo. The jaint that looked like Eeyore with heels on. So maybe that's my mistake in taking chances on it. Hmm..

Anyway...last thing I want in my life is a dirty ass friend. I'm sitting there with Ashley watching movies.. And I get a call from somebody. Jose. 'So...you ready for this weekend nigga! Where the bitches gon be at tonight?'

*Click*...Dial tone.

Fuck is this nigga malfunction? Better recognize me like I look familiar. *Obama shoulder dust off*

Women with kids. Do me...GREG a favor. Beat them. Not everyday...but just once a month. Remind them who gave birth to who. See a gangster ass 6-year old ake the sandwich out of his lunch box and toss it on the ground and say 'ugh mommy'. Some gangster shit to me. Almost dapped him up for a second. Funniest part was the reaction of the mother (who was black). 'Pick that shit up and put it in the fucking bag before I whip your ass. Bad ass motherfucker. JUST like your damn daddy.'

Why he gotta be like the daddy though? You got knocked up by him. Now he's the worse nigga on the planet. Like I have a second mind just to ask if the women on my friends list were in LOVE and just went Raw...or if the condom broke. (Music from the Nuva Ring commercial plays in the background). Friend of mine told me 'we always went unprotected, I trusted him, and we had lil man as a result'.

Maybe I'm partial to waiting until I'm 25 to have a child. But accidents happen I guess. Just my personal opinion that women needed more Cabbage Patch Kids as a child. A pet hamster or something. Kids are a lot of work. From what I see. And the last thing I want to be saying in my prime is 'well...I would go out tonight, but I need a babysitter.' YIKES.

....Okay. Everybody do me a favor. Move your head as far as you possibly can forward.....how it smell down there? Reason why I ask... Wash your ass. Its 9am. Why the fuck your private area smell like you been playing full court basketball in the rain? SOMEBODY on this bus dick or vagina smell like moth balls and mayonaise. Its not hard to wipe front to back. Its even easier to take a wash cloth to your anatomy. Takes one of my pet peeves (besides women with ugly feet).

Its supposed to rain all saturday... Have to come up with a plan. Anybody care to share.

OKAY... Now I have to say this....for Lil' Wayne to be Money Over Bitches...this nigga sure does fall in love with every box he sticks his dick in. She's just a random ass jaint too. Lol. Now granted even I would fuck her blindfolded on a warm day with a rubber & boots on. But still... Nigga invited her on tour and everything. Then had a baby by her. Haha. 'It aint tricking if you got it right?'.


I wonder what the kid going to come out looking like though. Seeing as Wayne looks like Whoopi Goldberg with a mustache, and she aint no Lauren london (wub)...The babay prolly will be gorgeous. I guess its true two ugly people make a cute baby. (Minus Dream and Nivea...crikies). Congratulations Wayne. You've officially made it cool for all rappers to impregnant their groupies. I idolize you.

...Random thoughts. I got a couple calls, texts, and messages regarding my notes on Sunday too. If you feel like I was categorizing you, and talking to you inparticular. I was. And I have no cut cards about it. Don't try to make plans with me THIS weekend. Its Morgan's homecoming. Go THADDAWAY this weekend. Thanks. People who give second chances consistantly deal with failures. I opt out of that.

....Its 2009. PLEASE..I beg you. PLEASE get a phone bill. 'I got 13 minutes left on my phone, I'mma call you sunday after 3.'. Lol. And a boost mobile is NOT a nextel. Know the difference.

...Beyonce... *smh... Thighs is on 100 in the video. But still... Fuck you.

...If you drink ANYTHING this weekend. Drink.... a truth Serum. Sheit will change your life. *head nod*

Like a pair of drawls with holes, I balls out.

Alright, I had some personal shit to attend to yesterday, so I apologize. So we're back. How are you? I’m feeling good, feeling great. Feeling great, feeling good, how are you?

Before I get into it.. I want this watch. I dont care how I get it, but I want it.




First off. My molar on my lower left side is coming is, so my gums are stretching. Worse feeling in the world. Now I like pain, but I don’t want to lose my molars. I'm going to call the dentist and set up an appointment to see if I have to get them pulled or not. Only thing is I don’t wanna end up sounding like Gucci Mane. [Yahhhhhhh]. Wait... Its October 1st already? Damn. (Happy Birthday Lauren & CeCelia. I don’t normally do shoutouts, but fuck it).

Let’s jump right into it. I had a problem with an Ethiopian woman this morning. One thing I hate to see is a bitch with an attitude in the morning. Especially a D-List type bitch. Now, I am NOT Ethiopian, so I don’t know, but I've been told that they hold themselves to a higher class than blacks, and they don’t accept us. If that’s the case, let me be the first to say fuck you. This aint directed at ANYONE, besides the ones I mentioned. So if you have feelings regarding it, aint my fault. SO.... I’m getting on at my stop, and there are a few seats available, but I see one that’s closer. And of course, she's sitting there. So she has her bag in the seat. I say nicely "can I sit here". She huffs, and is like "what?" BITCH... I mean... BIRCH CANUE, you heard me, can I sit here. Don’t "what" me. Fuck is YOUR malfunction? I aint the one. So she just slides it over enough for ONE of my asscheeks to sit in the seat. I look at her and say "so, we're playing games?", and sit on the bag. Fuck you think this is. My name is Greg, not gump. I slap bitches. Fuck that, I partays.

So she slides the bag from up under me, and gets on the phone and obviously cursing me to the person on the phone. So I go right back at it. I'm talking to the dude across from us who was laughing at my approach from earlier. I'm like "this bitch must not understand, I will pull out every piece of urethrian hair that bitch got." He busts out laughing. So she mumbles under her breath "nigger"... WOWWWWWWWWWWWW





The whole bus paused; obviously they heard the shit too. At this point, I'm on the border line of slapping this bitch with a closed fist. How you going to call ME a nigger, whole time your legs closed, and you still smell like fish meat?

But ANYWAY... You know what grinds my gears?

When people fuck words up ...it makes me wish that all of the bad things in life would happen to them, and only them.

Feel free to add words that you hate to see fucked up

Mine :

bish - the FUCK is that? Fuck does that mean?

ANY WORD THAT ENDS WITH SZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZZ

niqqa ...when the fuck did the letters "G" and "Q" sound the same?

lols/lolz ...what the fuck is plural about laughing out loud ...and you're the only one typing it?

tYpiinq lyk3 dii$ ...what the fuck kind of keyboard do you have?

Hey bitches/niggas ...why the fuck did you go to school when you're not going to utilize the words and shit you've learned?



Anyway...fuck that and you.

Because some rappers do the shit too. Nigger Fab had me spelling Fabolous like is name instead of how it’s really spelled. I was fucked up for years. Getting back English papers like "incorrect word"
Anyway....alright, so im at work right now and each day my irritation grows more and more... the reason for this is because i think i have the worst luck when it comes to using the restrooms here.. Check it out... it seems like every time i go in there to take a piss there is someone in there taking a MASSIVE shit! No matter how many times a day I go or at what time I go, there seems to ALWAYS be someone in there blowing up the stalls.. First of all, I definitely don’t want to smell someone's shit when im going in there to either wash my hands or take a piss... second, its never a quiet shit either... its always the noisy kind where the dude is grunting and you can hear the turds splashing into the toilet bowl below him! ..Normally you wouldn't think much of it but when you start to realize that it happens EVERYDAY, EVERY TIME you go in there, then there's a problem... why do i get the misfortune of hearing and smelling the wastes of others? ..Is this like payback for something I did in my past? Man, im tired of the SHIT, literally... the next time that happens imma be sure to fuck with the person while they are on the toilet losing a few pounds... im going to fuck with them to throw off their focus.. im knocking on the stall door, im pouring water on the toilet paper while they're taking a shit, im messing with the handles... "Excuse me, you ok in there?"... "Need some extra tissue?"... "Asshole on fire?” ..."got the runs?" lol that should cause for some entertainment on my end... just a little payback for torturing me with that horrendous odor...

So today, went to the restroom to take a piss and guess what? YES! A dude was in there taking a shit... i made it a personal vendetta of mine to fuck with the next person that i walked in on taking a shit... so with the empty Gatorade bottle i had, i filled it up with water... i went into the stall next to the one dude was shitting in and poured water all over the toilet paper.. Dude started yelling and shit... it was hilarious... he couldn’t do anything either because he was in mid-shit. Aaahhh man... i love my job.

Justified as a woman

She needs a watch to keep the times
cuz' of the tears she cried
caused her dry eyes
how many times,
should she reply
to your doggish ways
and stupid lies
see, she was born to be a Black Queen
the Black Princess
You saw was true
the Black King
she thought was you
was just a joke,a fluke-untrue!
when she came to you for support
when she needed a helping hand
You didn't help her out of her hole
to busy chillin' with-
Joe and Sam
when her aunt made her
monthly arrival
like a revival
her dependency grew
see,
in church they call for the Lord
but she called for you-no word
as she lays in agitation
suffering from mental constipation
cause she couldn't get ya'
outta her mind,
she just couldn't get rid of
Ya kind!
she told me you put the
GERMAN
in German Shepherd
You're such a dog
and dirty like hogs
and she knew
that you were cheating
trying your best to be
discreet and...
she knew that you were skeeting
that's why her love
You saw fleeing
so deceiving,
she has cried her last tear
she could over you
tore the last picture of you
You're now
bye-bye,adios,
through
and it's true
she told me
"One day he will miss me
have dreams
he'll wanna kiss me
and I know,
that he will wish me
into his arms
without the proof of his charm''
out of arm reach
out of memory
her memories
will never let her get played
like spades
never outsmarted
her brain
she's on focus
to maintain...
so she wishes you
the best of whatever,
and she hopes u wishes
the same too,
she said she betta call Tyrone
tell him that she and you
are through!