Jackson Heights OWN.. RANDY WATSON! [That boy is GOOD]

lmao. Sorry. I was forced to post these. Shit is hilarious and classic

Charlie Brown out there getting it. Humor.

Talk about comedy. lol

2009 is the "Year of the Yes"..and my 08 Regrets.

Okay. Figured I'd get it out of the way now, to avoid the flood of people "making drastic changes for 2009". I've had time to reflect on the shit that I've done, and the things that I consider to be regrets. Welp... Here goes.

-I regret being sexually active with a particular young lady. First off. Yes she was clean, but the emotion wasnt there. Felt like I forced myself to an orgasm more than actually enjoying it. Reason being she probably did the same. Touche'.
- I regret the single life a little bit. Sometimes it can be a hassle trying to test the market.. Real talk.
- I regret...meeting some faces I've met. Cool people, and even though they say "they are in your life for a reason"... does that mean they can pick and choose inopportune moments to intervene in it? I dont like that idea at all.
- I regret liking the Boston Celtics. I was on the bandwagonlast season. So what.. Nobody else was winning. And Green's my favorite color. Sue me.
- I regret not seeing Lauren London. Sad.. I seen hoopz & Black before you. Its cool though. One day. I've sad everything I've needed to say to you. You get the picture by now.
- I regret that one night at H&D where I drunk so much I ended up at Shady Grove... Knowing damn well I was supposed to be going in the opposite direction.
- I regret knowing about her personal issues, and dealing with them. But shes gone now. Great.
- I regret taking so long to write this blog.... Should do this weekly.
- I regret... the lack of individuality in the city. Seems like theres no standouts. Nobody that wants to drive in the third lane. Have cars with one passenger trying to cruise in the HOV lane.
-I regret not speaking to all my "facebook" friends more often. I shall do so.. eventually. But it's got to be reciprocal.
-I regret going on so many dates. Shit... Movies prices getting high. Bout to start taking women to libraries and reading the book versus the on screen version. Shits rediculous.


For now those are the only regrets that I can think off.. Not too many more. Karma had her way with me this year for the dumb shit I've done in the past. Crazy how she catches up with you slowly, right? Used to think I would get away with the shit I did with no consequences. 2008 definetely proved that shit to be feign.

Oh.. Also. I've come to the conclusion that even I have dealt with sublimation. Since being single for majority of this year, I've found myself being more open to meeting people, and the desire of being culturally and socially accepted by my peers. First year this has ever happened. In high school.. I frankly couldnt give a shit about them. I used to be the dude that could walk the hallways and speak to the handful of people I spoke to on the regular. I wasnt a football player, or a jock or whatnot. But for some reason, since the implication of facebook, I've spoken to more people I went to school with than ever. Some that I've given the "nigga.. we aint spoke since you asked could you use my change in the lunch line in 10th grade". But I guess its practically made me the individual you see on your minifeed with the notes and the statuses. You'll remember me one day. Promise you.

So.. with this new year coming up... I have officially ten days to clean my act... quote on quote "the fuck up". Bethiel and I discussed 2009, and how it will be the "Year of the Yes". Conversation went as so.

Me: 2009 definitely is the year of the yes. Sounds like a blog I should make. Care to elaborate on the reason you chose 2009 to be the year of the yes?
Her: Well, basically my friends say I'm too picky in choosing men. So, one of my friends gave me this book called "The Year of the Yes" in which this picky woman decides to lessen her criteria, and be more open in dating a variety of men...I'm contemplating applying a milder version of what she does.

So I took a spin off of it, and decided to make it my moniker for the year as well. Instead of making a whole bunch of resolutions that I probably wont even consider next year.. I vowed to go ahead and do this. I wont be saying "No" this coming year. Within reason of course. But I've been used to telling people no, and opting out of a lot of situations, that I'm going to just take the chance, and say yes. Instead of NOT going to Love with my compadres that night.. I'm getting dressed and stepping out. That girl wants to go here instead of there... yes. [Reminds me of that Jim Carrey "Yes Man" movie in a sense.] But yes...2009 is going to be a drastic change from what you see of me. Instead of being the asshole I normally am.. I'm going to attempt to be nicer. Granted, some things cannot be changed, and people will deal with that. They have no choice.

I think I've pretty much written enough already. For the moment. Enjoy your sunday. Watch the games, root for Arizona to beat NE please. We need to keep that #4 seed in the playoffs. Monday I'll talk about my weekend and the "situation with Hoopz & Black"

Domo, Morgan, Mica and all them know what I'm gon say before I say it..

Creative way to "Blow out a cake".. lmao.

Fucks wrong with these women nowdays man? lmao.

Chivalry's not dead. Its in Hawaii with Tupac.

So.. I'm on the forums early this morning at work... and I see this.. Miss July. Possibly the cutest female that I've seen so far on a calendar... Ever. Minus if Lauren was placed on there. Wholetime though.. All of the women from the 2009 calendar are cute. Its nice to see the white women accepted on there. Guess SOMEONE doesnt see a problem with diversity [like in my previous note yesterday]. Three white women, an asian chick, and the rest were black. Found it to be a rather sexy thing. But if you know Miss July.. tell her... Fireworks dont only come on the fourth of July. Yenno?



Tattoos kind of cute too. I'm trying my hardest not to gas her TOO much.. But umm.. Sheit. Hope she aint got a boyfriend. If she does... sorry dude, but your girlfriend has made small forward on the roster.



PG- Lauren London

SG- [Open Slot]

SF- Miss July

PF- Rihanna

C- Joe Budden's Girlfriend Tahiti. [Oww]



Speaking of Joe Buddens girlfriend [again].. I've spoken on her before.. But... Lord.... Never had more of an urge to full fledged go and reroduce until looking at this. I know i'm going to sound like a dog for it.. Honestly dont even give a fuck though. Aint like I really know her name. Plus she's taken. I'm just lusting. She cant have "whatever she like".. But she can have the greatest backshot session of her life though. No mouf kissing though. uh uh. Could'nt "pump pump pump me up" lmao.

<--Sheit. On another topic...I have a particular individual always trying to stand out and be different via my Facebook statuses and notes. Now at first.. the shit was rather cute. Got a laugh out of it because seemed like she was just as bored as I was. Then.. she started reaching. She knows exactly what I'm going to say.. so yeah. Basically the topic about the interractial relationships. Granted I say what the fuck I want ANYWAY..But when she made her comment.. went totally left field. I wouldve been the bigger person to let it slide and ignore it. But I needed to nip that bud immediately. Reason? She input information she knew not a damn about. So we're going along in the topic, people are speaking on how they feel about black vs. white, as well as other races... And this female in particular comes out of the woodwork with.. "But if you don't, no offense but maybe you need to step your dick up (not literally).Imean shit, where do you meet these chicks??". Immediately at 5am waking up to take a piss.. I see this on my blackberry. Had the "fuck is this broad talking about face". I looked at my bed and contemplated going back to bed.. but my conscience said "Greg... set it straight." So I indulged. You cant argue with yourself. So.. I made a comment in the note.. SHe may get offended by it.. But oh well. Thats why I'll clarify now. Dear female.

• Not only do you know virtually nothing about my dick.. but you didnt stay on topic. So Greg's dick, shouldnt even come off the tip of your tongue. Unless I'm finished using it. No disrespect.. but its the way it is.
• Your statement.. "It just feels like every note I've read is some kind of attempt at a wakeup call, and that's all good, but show the ladies some love too...". I show women more love than hate. I pick and choose the ones that are deserving. It must be hard to cope with the fact that a man calls you out on your shit, isnt it? We get complaints about us not speaking, and when one does, its an issue? Hard pill to swallow? I'm assuming it is for you.. Oh well. You'll live.
• Not to throw you under the bus, but when you and I did speak..You know what we discussed about your ex. You pretty much summed up your hate for the male race thanks to him. And got rather peturbed at the fact I flat out told you I didnt give a fuck, and put part of the blame on you. "Its not the way it has to go... its just what I prefer". Remember that.

With that said... I've come to the conclusion you and I will not agree.. with a lot of things. And I can cope with that. Meanwhile.. the last thing I do is fire shots at the fairer sex. Of all men in America, I give more of my heart to the masses than I have. Others can vouch. Sometimes I do whisper to myself "fuck this bitch, I hate that bitch". Its nature. Last time I checked a bitch is a dog, and thats man's best friend. [not referring to females as dogs.. just heard it in a song and thought it would be cool to say. Savvy?]. Needless to say.. When you see my comments and notes.. feel free to state how you feel.. long as you can relate to the subject. My dick though.. no. Lauren London puns? No. I know shes not the only woman I can respect. Theres plenty women I respect. Question is what are you willing to do to get that. You want a man with respect, I want a woman with common sense and respects herself. If it walks like a duck.. talks like a duck..

Enough about you though. More about me. I like me. I'm a great me. Are you a great you? 2008 is coming to a close, what you have to show for it. Not moneywise, but personality wise. Have you become smarter? Have you learned from your mistakes, or continuing to make them? Has your relationship with your family gotten better? Reading my "notes", have you gotten a taste of a man's mindframe on particular things? Whats some things you are willing to do BETTER in 2009?

Let me know.

Didnt want to put this on here.. but okay. So. I think I started to care for one. Like umm...care along side of it feeling mutual. I'm used to driving on one way streets, so its different to see a driver coming in my direction. Almost scary in a sense to b completely honest with you. Thought about her when we left last night and when I woke up at 5am. Why I woke up at 5pm is beyond me...but the shit happened. Something a tad bit different bout this one...let's see how sunday goes. Hopefully shes not as selfish as she leads on..

• Absolut Raspberri & Pineapple blend= No diggity, no doubt. Shit is ideal. Two cups last week and I felt cloudy. Funtastic. Netta.. you have plans? If Morgan doesnt contact me regarding celebrating her graduating today.. I'll have to drink. Need a co-pilot to get roof gone. Down?
• Speaking of Morgans graduation.. CONGRATULATIONS. Its funny.. She's possibly the first "family" member I claim that I've cared about their graduation. Angie is up next as well, but Morgan, I'm so proud of you [Big little brother syndrome]. Now we have to work on drinking.. officially. Hopefully i'm drafted to go out tonight.. Keep me posted.
• Victoria Allure is possibly the baddest porno bitches I've ever seen. I almost broke down in tears when dude nutted in her face. Ruined all valid points for her being bunned by me. I actually considered her because she has a phat ass and a Master's degree. And could fuck me out of my shoelaces. And who said chivalry is dead, right?
• Pinky... the worse porn bitch.. lately. Prior to her.. That Mrs. Cleo broad. Pinky done got huge... For no reason. I didnt know they made clothes that wide for someone who stands 4'9". Seriously. And all the moaning and groans.. Have to cease. I tried to watch a girl on girl flick with her... Sexy. But watched a joint with her and a dude... UGH.

Random----

Okay.. Last night watched a porno. Dont know none of the nigga names.. nor will I google them. So.. I'm watching this joint called Burrado Butts with Victoria Allure, Ice La Fox, and a couple other hispanic/black chicks. Victoria's scene comes on. I love this broad. Ass like wham. Face is 96% perfection. Light skinned. Official.

Scenario: They get to fucking.. somewhat decent. Cameraman was decent, didnt have them weird ass "under the nuts" angles and shit either.

So Midway through having her ride him... dude comes out his mouth like..

"Get your ass up. Bout to stick it in your ass. Bout to poke that shitter".

:closeslaptop

What... THE.. Fuck... Like I had to call it quits after that ...

Worst Mixtape of 2008. Wayne & Gucci Mayne

Like come on now man...

"Black men have just managed to accept less."

Okay. I've pretty much come to the conclusion that I chase too much "whispering eye" to save my life. Too much out here at a surplus rate. Like I have a short attention span, and if you dont keep it, pretty much.. you lose, you lose. And it doesnt make it much better that majority of the females I go for and am attracted to have the same mindframe, so when they are complimented too many times, they tend to grow distant. Which as a result.. has caused me not to compliment the fairer sex. Not my fault. You can have someone else pleasure your mental with overhyped innuendoes. If your cute enough just to sleep with, so be it. I'll state it as that. I've been guilty too many times of giving a female too much for her plate.Sad right? I'd like to think so as well. So.. ANother page out of nef's book..

Iceberg Slim's book "Pimp"

"A good pimp is always alone. You gotta always be a puzzle, a mystery to them.
That's how you hold a whore."

Sounds really logical when it comes to terms of putting some in their places.

Random... but I had a conversationw ith an ex today. Its strange when you realize you've officially stopped caring for them. You stop jumping through hoops to make conversation. It was very minimal. I had a christmas party at work, and saw a chocolate fountain. Reminded me of her because I know how much she adores them. So I go to take a photo of it on my phone and send to her. Needless to say the conversation lasted 5 emails back and forward. Basically a semi-catch up, her telling me all of the great wonderful things shes done since I've been gone, and me doing the same. Ever found it funny that whenever placed in this situation, you never tell them the BAD shit thats been going on? Not once did I mention about me seeing her out and not speaking, or about me having strep throat. Guess it didnt cross my mind. But then again, none of their business anyways, I have a reputation to uphold. Mary said it best. "Doing just fine".

Anyway.. I wrote a status the other day regarding how white women are catching up to black women bodywise. Granted, the methods may be going under the knife, or possibly falsified body attire. But wholetime.. I'm prety much sick of the slick shit that black women say when they see interracial couples. Its completely fine when a black man breaks your heart to the point you go and get you a white or asian man, but when a black man goes and steps across the barrier, its instantly an issue. I've seen black men hold their heads down for years when they walk their white woman around a crowd of black women. I had to break it down to a female like this before. Your light skinned right? You think one of your ancestors aint have a one nighter with a white person before? Aint no way you came out yellow. Pretty much summed up the rest of her argument about it. Until she started to bitch and moan about practically nothing.. which ended up with the oh so typical comparisons to exes, and what black men do. Only for her to speak on doing the same thing.

"You black men dont apprechiate a sister. At all. We do everything you want, but you go out and get yourself a cracker. What does she have that we dont?"

• Colorblindness

She doesnt let the texture of her skin dictate who she dates. Yet your knocking her for being able to match the men that you date. I'd respect a white man for dating and taking care of a sister. Not only can he keep up, but hes' proud of a challenge. He will show up to the family reunion linked up with her, meet her whole family, listen to all of the questions like "are you a republican", or "why do whites smell like dogs", and smile. When its all said and done.. he hopes in his car, and drives her home to his nice condo and probably fucks her brains out. So you tell me why a black man cant have the same options? I mean shit.. Joan from girlfriend was getting dicked down for like two seasons from the slick haired white dude.. right?

Pretty much to sum up.. Miss me with the topic of dicussion about "black men have just managed to accept less." I kind of got offended when my friend replied to my status with that. [Joliesha].

-Less bitching, less hate, less drama.

Shit... Give me THAT option anyday. I dont give a damn if the woman is green with six eyes and four breasts. I'll take that over a female that feels she dictates not only her relationships, but her friends and others as well. Because its oh so common that black women have a way of speaking on their friends situations without reflecting the mirror to highlight their own. So moral of that story is.. Sisters.. if you want to speak facts... Have more than three reliable sources. [me, myself & I.] You dig?