Gear Grinders

• You know.. Simple dumb shit....As the world turns. Lets move it.
  
  
• I hate a female that dont know when her cycle is coming. Random but yes. I'll elaborate. If you know your period is coming on, and we are planning on hanging out, cancel those plans for a few days. You need those days to relax. A stank ass attitude around me aint going to work. I dont even care about the bleeding and shit. We're talking about you havign an attitude about EVERYTHING. "Why the fuck is it windy outside!". Bitch, its February. And you got on H&M fleece.
• Speaking of H&M... Another thing about females. Why do y'all walk over clothes, step on them and shit? Like you SEEN it there. Why the fuck cant you step over it? Do you get pleeasure for fucking up a shirt somebody could wear? I hope your mothers nose bleeds and it dont clot. Bitch.
• Forgetting the ID Scan card for my job. Aint nothing worse than having ot go through all that "oh, so you forgot your key today?".. Bitch obviously. I forget 3 out of the 5 work days. How about you just do what you get paid for and let me up. You see me daily. What the fuck is a temporary badge going to do for me?
• Public bathrooms. You ever had to run to the bathroom, and pretty much lose the drive after you see piss on the seat, or pubes? That or the inconsiderate bitch ass nigger/wigger didnt flush the fucking toilet, and left shit logs just stanking and floating. Water brown and shit? Yeah. Motherfuckers like this need to have their assholes stapled together and shit through their earlobes.
• Listening to Gucci Mane for an ENTIRE work day. I've done it two days out of this work say. And thanks to OJ Da Juiceman, I've learned to walk around saying Aye. And with Gucci, I've used his ad-libs in casual conversation
• People who dig in their nose, no napkin, paer towel or nothing then attempt to look around to see if anybody is in eyesight, then wipe it on a seat or something. Yeah fool.. I seen you, the fuck you think I'm not going to point and laugh? This is why I have sand sanitizer in my jacket pocket. You old nasty dusty butt ass bitch.
• Downloading music and it taking forever. This shit pisses me off. Self explanatory: Ares.
• A female with a phat ass, pretty face, titties right, but her nails and feet are horrible. Like seriously. You sexy as shit until you give an introduction hand shake or you kick off your heels. Aint no reason why you got a french manicure, then your feet look like you dropped the bottle of nail polish on your feet, and said fuck it. Go find your nearest professional. Why the fuck is your nail polish that mediocre. Paint the NAIL, stop at the skin. SERIOUSLY.
• Hotel bedsheets, and fucking in them. I hate them. I do. Granted, I know I've fucked up a set or nine in my life. However after watching a documentary last night where they went over them with a blacklight. I dont know WHY someone was this nasty, but how the fuck do you nut on the lampshade? Old Shoot Em' Up, bang type nigga.
• The Movie American History X. When dude stepped on the back of the black dude head, swear I cringed everytime, but I found a reason to rewind everytime.
• Dildo wielding women. Aka Lesbians. You fuck a plastic dick for a nut. I love y'all dearly, cool whatever. But seriously. You dont want a man with a stiff dick, but you'll gladly fuck a flacid imitation prick. What the fuck is your malfunction sweetheart? Get it together. Sure, you may have that clit kisser "bullet' thing too. But wholetime.. I'm talking about dildos.
• Speaking of dildos, why do all the fat women throw the sex toy parties? Like I'm noticing a pattern. Are y'all slowly but surely starting a "fuck a dick, lick a dildo" movement? You being pleasantly plump dont give you the option of going and selling dildos, lotions and shit. This is not Avon. Yeah your girlfriends show up to the parties, but how do you feel about yourself knowing.. "Damn.. I got every toy made, but no man". Hard to use that bottle of "Goodhead" on yourself, aint it? Riiiiiight.
• The Washington Wizards. I say this again because they are fucking horrible.
• Foot Lockers 2 for 89.00 sale. Remember when you could get GOOD shoes from them? Like the GREY 554's? Oh fuck nah.. not in 2009. They selling all red ones, and brown joints. HA. Wont catch ME slipping.

Underestimating myself, and the things beyond my control

This "Lent", I've told myself I would give up the following:

Facebook statuses
Alcohol
Fast Food

Granted, the Facebook statuses should be easy. No need for letting the world know what I'm up to that oftemn [at least for forty days]. So I figure such... Exactly what can possibly happen in the lext forty days? Not much the way some shit is going. I wont speak on much of it, lets just say a lot of mirrors aint reflecting, and some actions given aren't residual. So I've inherited a "oh really" complex in the past 114 hours. Being optimistic is for bitches, and accountants, I'm neither, moral of that story is, this lent should be interesting...to say the least.

With alcohol, I figure I wont "stop", but I'll limit myself. Now that I think about it, I need to change that category. Alcohol has been my friend when Dee or Netta haven't picked up their phones. And porn. Porn....THAT is something I can give up for forty days and 39 nights.

Facebook statuses
Porn
Fast Food

This seems like a more logical thing for me. I shouldn't be watching the porn anyway. Since renouncing my "sex claim", after doing it for the first time in weeks, lets just say, I've mustered up the passion of trying to do it multiple times. Sure, its happened before, but not this way. No no. It got to the point where midway through the initial nut, I asked if she was ready again. Even I caught myself pausing and seeing my reflection in the pillow like 'guy, take a break'.

All of this takes account of the porn. I see these "superstar pussy pounders" going for it, and even though I'm sure they have comercial breaks, and coffee sit downs midway through the transition from missionary to doggystyle, in the movies themselves, it all looks like one big ass scene, and one scene [a good one] can last from 30 minutes, to an hour. I saw a squirting scene with Jada Fire, that lasted so long, Fresh Prince went off twice, George Lopez was midway through its episode, and my phones battery went from 20% to 87%. Wild, right? Moral of this story is, the more you masterbate, and the more you watch porn, the longer you produce in the bedroom. Its not a fact YET, but I know some dudes can agree.

With the fast food, its just that, no "brokeback mountain"...but I'm pretty much tired of running to the bathroom. I've harmed plenty of tissue paper as a result of mcdonalds and chipotle. Once and a blue moon is fine, but that Mcdonalds shit everyday.. hefty on the wallet, and makes your ass leak something fierce. Sure... you aint want to hear that, I told you. What you going to do about it? Precisely. So for forty days, Mcdonalds, Wendys, Burger King, Chinese, all them spots that dont have a "fax order and pickup".. are off limit. [Stephanie... yes, that BBQ place is too. Shit had me on the toilet soon as I got back to my office.]

I was going to give up pussy, vagina, and persuing women for 40 days, however the current female I'm engaging in, is.. well I dont know. Wont speak on that, moving along. But far as sex and vaginal pleasures, I've gone without it for long enough. It actually makes me pretty sane after having a bedroom battle royale. Like all the weight of the work week is no matter after having sex. If I have a "steady", every two sundays, just like church, I'm expecting penetation. So monday morning, I can walk into work off my George Jefferson swag, smiling ear to ear like one of my tagged photos from LOVE on a Friday.

It took me three years to realize this one thing though. A lot of women arent the issue. I am. Yes, I said it. Now.. Before 2008, I was a taken man, like I had no care in the world. I had no point in clubbing on Fridays, because I was fucking by time the guestlist closed. I didnt have to call anybody and engage in getting to know them because I had all that. Pretty much, I was spoiled since I was 18. Now that I'm 22, I've noticed the "dating game" has changed. In high school you could write a letter, or simply talk to a female for a couple days, weeks, whatever, and bam.. y'all got something started. Not in 2009...

Seems like you have to have a developed strategy in order to even get decent conversation out of people. Shit wasn't like that less than 5 years ago.

"Blame it on the in-in-in-in-innanet."

But thats neither here nor there. I'm having writers block. When I feel like continuing, I will.

Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Okay! Make The Trap Say AYE!

Dunno WHY I love this joint, but I do.

Drake: So Far Gone [Chopped And Screwed]

YES, someone Chopped and Screwed it. And the fucked up part bout it.... Its decent. Like it still bumps. Give it a listen:


http://www.zshare.net/download/55817111e1134a46/


If you still are looking for the ORIGINAL Version of it, download here

Drake: So Far Gone Mixtape

The Oscar winners for Sunday has been leaked:

Its scary how shit gets leaked this fast.

[Relief]...I gave her the note.

Whew. I'm anxious to see how this works. I'm over here feeling like a school kid passing a love note forreal. Granted thats the only thing I COULD do. We both have dayjobs, so I couldnt go and talk her head off for an hour. Plus I've been working like a slave, goign back and forward to these buildings for all of these ledger documents, meeting up with the government agencies, along with the duties that I have IN the office. I've been pulling 10+ hour shifts, with like 30 minute lunch breaks. So I didn't get to give it to her yesterday. [Besides, I didn't see her].

Who knew butterflies wore boots? Because I feel like I have a thousand of them stepping on my abdomin. Chest feeling tight, and thats not good for an Asthmatic.

So shes doing her routine walk past me. And it starts:

Ms. Savvy: Hey, how are you?
Me: Hey, whats up?
[shes walking to restroom]
Me: Umm
Ms. Savvy: [doubles back] Whats up?
Me: I have something for you when you come out.
Ms. Savvy: Alright, sure thing.

[Out she comes. With a napkin. She washes her hands. *love*. She's a keeper]

This shit is ridiculous. Shouldn't feel like this. And it dont happen often. Sure, I see a female and I'm like "ok, she has an ass, but can she keep a job?". But this right HERE nigga....




Yes. Having a Katt Williams moment.



I digress. Nothing much else is going on with my day. THis is the gist of it. Seeing her, talking to Lauren London earlier this morning [hey hey hey hey!]. Finally something working in MY favor for once. Over here like "please Ms. Savvy dont like women, please please please".

One of my Favorite tracks off the New Drake mixtape..

Granted I've been entirely too busy getting my Facebook back up and running to do a full review, however, I want to let y'all know which one is my favorite track on the cd.

A Night Off - Drake ft Lloyd