Walking down the Ave, umbrella in my hands

Thursday, August 28, 2008 0 comments
Figured I'd go ahead and make a post. Why not. Have a couple things to say, even fewer things I TRULY care for. I just prefer to write about them. I used to always wonder, why the hell should I blog? Just go ahead and say what you want to people. But nah. The glory of it, is that I can say what I want, and not give a fuck with a particular person is going to say about it. Only opinion that matters is mine.



Then again, I have to go ahead and address some things. My friend is quite possibly the most gorgeous female I've met all summer. Joyce was stunning as well, but still, Leslie is, yeah. If I die, and people read this blog, get HER and make her read this. Already fell for her and the leg warmers. Lol. I swear I fall for them quick, oh well. Sucker for love I might be, but I think that's how it should be. If you like a person. I don't chase my tail when I can go for what I want.



But my main problem...I have too many to keep up with. But mainly because nobody wants to just say 'look, let's get on the same page'. Everybody on different chapters



So I have to bookmark em, and save them to read later...

When is it time to just "beat" your kids? Seriously.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008 0 comments


Think this is BAD? I've seen worse..But still. fuck outta here.

Someone Invented SPRAY-ON Rubbers (condoms..smh)

Sunday, August 17, 2008 0 comments

Edison had his lightbulb, Ford had his Model T, and Jan Vinzenz Krause has his spray-on condom. Inspired by the mechanics of a drive-through car wash, the German sexual-health educator designed a custom-fitting male contraceptive using liquid latex and some materials from a hardware store. "I felt a little like MacGyver," he says of building the contraption.

U.S. condom sales have been increasing steadily over the years, according to Packaged Facts, a division of Market Research Group, and they are expected to top $444 million annually by 2010. But usage among teens appears to have leveled off, with 61.5% of sexually active high schoolers surveyed by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in 2007 reporting that they had used a condom during their most recent intercourse, down from 62.8% in 2005 and 63% in 2003. Access to condoms is one issue; inclination to use them is another. Which helps explain why companies are constantly looking for ways to improve the standard product — vibrating, warming, climax-delaying, even glow-in-the-dark condoms are all available on drugstore shelves.

Offering a wide variety of condom options is not only a smart business move, it's good for public health. When used properly, condoms don't just act as contraceptives; they also prevent the spread of most sexually transmitted infections, including HIV. That means sexual-health educators, public health officials and condom brand CEOs alike are interested in finding ways to make condoms more appealing, especially to young people.

As a teenager, Krause, now 30, had trouble finding the right size condom, which set him on a quest to aid other similarly befuddled young men. In 2001 he developed an online condom adviser, which provides printable measuring tapes and instructions to help men determine which condom, out of all the brands available in Germany, will fit the best. According to Krause, more than 300,000 people have used the free service.

The site's popularity put Krause in touch with students and sex-ed teachers across Germany, who expressed a common frustration. "They told me, 'Mr. Krause, I don't understand why the industry doesn't develop a condom which fits you perfectly,' " he says.

Hence his idea for a spray-on condom. The prototype, which began testing last year, consists of a hard plastic tube with nozzles that spray liquid latex from all directions, much like the water jets in the tunnel of a car wash. According to Krause, there are numerous advantages to his spray-on condom. "The condom fits 100% perfectly, so the safety is much higher than a standard condom's, and it feels more natural."

But there are some stumbling blocks. The men who tested the spray-on condom had a few hesitations, Krause says. Some were "a little bit afraid to use the tube" and would only try it on their fingers. Others worried that the mechanism, which hisses as it sprays, might ruin the mood.

But the most serious problem with the design — which is what has kept the product off the market thus far — is that the latex takes too long to dry. Liquid latex currently takes two to three minutes to vulcanize, making it impractical. "For people to buy it," Krause says, "it needs to be ready in five to 10 seconds."

That has kept the spray-on condom on hold indefinitely until a faster-drying latex comes along. Meanwhile, Krause is tackling the size problem by preparing to launch a line of condoms in six sizes, instead of the usual one or two. They should be available in Europe starting in September and in the U.S. possibly as early as 2010.

"Having condoms in different sizes we think is a good and smart idea," says David Johnson, group product manager of Trojan Brand Condoms. Trojan's parent company, Church and Dwight, makes nearly 8 out of 10 condoms sold in the U.S. But different-size condoms introduce their own problems: namely, men aren't very eager to buy a small size. Trojan's Magnum line, whose condoms are 15% bigger than regular ones, accounts for 13% of the U.S. market. But when the company introduced a smaller condom several years ago, it had to discontinue it.

Krause says men are reluctant to go to a drugstore cashier with a box of small-size condoms — for obvious reasons. His solution: he plans to sell his new line of different-size condoms online. "Men on the Web," he says, "they are very honest."


http://www.time.com/time/business/article/...1832445,00.html

It Aint Tricking if you got it? Really now?

Thursday, August 14, 2008 0 comments
Who the fuck came up with THAT concept? Im sitting here just contemplating why everything a rapper says instantly becomes cool. Just a few years ago, Wayne was talking about Money Over Bitches, now homeboy is literally talking about "if you got it, throw it at her". Pardon my demeanor, but I'll be damned if i trick off some money to some random just to get a rise out of a broad. You hear me? Now. i know your probably like.. "Who is greg talking to THIS week". lol. Well Havent heard from Joyce but once, so I figure shes busy. but I have been getting contact from others. I tried to get back in touch with Saudia, but of course, shes so caught up on helping her mom out, and living her life, she cant take the time to make a call. So I dont call either. Yes, I know its wrong, but fuck that. She might as well call me when she's ready. no rush on that.


But one girl I am going head first at, is Alexi. Something about this girl is right. Like I look at this one photo alone, and want her. Met her through Facebook (I know..). But cool folks. Little skinny thing though. Used to always tell myself I wouldnt even put myself through that. lol. Im already skinny, so bones on bones..




This weekend, if nobody else *cough* decides to make some plans, Im going to go ahead and go out with Nicole to hawk. Not like I have much else to do. Jaren caught up on his folks to hang out, and I get paid, so I need a drink and some music. But everybody knows I dont club, so I have to find an alternative. lol. Shes a cutie too, but shes just my buddy. lol. Thats if she actually decides to go ahead and fucking call or text back.

But besides that, I went out to the Nationals Vs. Mets game on Tuesday, they lost, 3-2. But then turned right back around and lost by even worse, 12-0. How the fuck you down 10-0 in the 3rd inning? That shit has GOT to be damn near impossible? I love the Nationals, I really do, but these niggers man, aint no way they can lose that bad. But then again, i guess they need an allstar. Seems like thats the remedy for everything else when it comes to Washington Dc teams, isnt it?

Wonder when Jon B's new cd comes out too.
I'll have more to say later on. Ill update from the berry.

It Aint Tricking if you got it? Really now?

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Who the fuck came up with THAT concept? Im sitting here just contemplating why everything a rapper says instantly becomes cool. Just a few years ago, Wayne was talking about Money Over Bitches, now homeboy is literally talking about "if you got it, throw it at her". Pardon my demeanor, but I'll be damned if i trick off some money to some random just to get a rise out of a broad. You hear me? Now. i know your probably like.. "Who is greg talking to THIS week". lol. Well Havent heard from Joyce but once, so I figure shes busy. but I have been getting contact from others. I tried to get back in touch with Saudia, but of course, shes so caught up on helping her mom out, and living her life, she cant take the time to make a call. So I dont call either. Yes, I know its wrong, but fuck that. She might as well call me when she's ready. no rush on that.


But one girl I am going head first at, is Alexi. Something about this girl is right. Like I look at this one photo alone, and want her. Met her through Facebook (I know..). But cool folks. Little skinny thing though. Used to always tell myself I wouldnt even put myself through that. lol. Im already skinny, so bones on bones..




This weekend, if nobody else *cough* decides to make some plans, Im going to go ahead and go out with Nicole to hawk. Not like I have much else to do. Jaren caught up on his folks to hang out, and I get paid, so I need a drink and some music. But everybody knows I dont club, so I have to find an alternative. lol. Shes a cutie too, but shes just my buddy. lol. Thats if she actually decides to go ahead and fucking call or text back.

But besides that, I went out to the Nationals Vs. Mets game on Tuesday, they lost, 3-2. But then turned right back around and lost by even worse, 12-0. How the fuck you down 10-0 in the 3rd inning? That shit has GOT to be damn near impossible? I love the Nationals, I really do, but these niggers man, aint no way they can lose that bad. But then again, i guess they need an allstar. Seems like thats the remedy for everything else when it comes to Washington Dc teams, isnt it?

Wonder when Jon B's new cd comes out too.
I'll have more to say later on. Ill update from the berry.

Thought provoking? Possibly.

Sunday, August 10, 2008 0 comments
Random name that has absolutely nothing to do with the topic. I had a boring saturday, with a better Sunday. Aint heard from your girl Joyce all weekend. Yeah....Anyway.



Went to the Stone Soul Picnic Saturday.. Decent. But it was a straight hoodrat fest there. Baby strollers and stunting galore. As far as friday, we all decided to go ahead and go to Hawk. Invited the girl Ana. She came through with her friends for a little while...but I guess it wasn't their type of atmosphere, so they left. I was cool because I had Jaren, Jose, and a couple girls already there. Plus there was people there. She aint end up calling back...so she decided to TEXT me Saturday at like 730 at night. At that point I had went and just avoided the shit out her. She'll call back eventually.



The single life. Actually IS fun though. No holds barred. No handcuffs. Sure...it gets lonely, but who's better company than your conscience? I've saved so much money just not doing anything with women. Like lord... They come and go by the week. Lol. Don't have a clue why. I need to 'mass sms' all the ones in my address book and see what they up to. Next goal is to categorize all of them. Wonder what they'll be:



'Local'

'Out of State'

'Beautiful'

'SoeSoe'



--Kinda tired. I'll have more later



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Women With Fucked up Pedicures.. seriously.

Thursday, August 7, 2008 0 comments
Okay, I have to speak on this shit. Bout sick and tired of it. Bitches with ugly ass nails. Cut this shit out man. Its summertime. Your working, making money. Get your fucking feet done. Hell is WRONG with you Cretans? Like real talk though. Do you seriously walk out the house with your feet looking like that? At least wear some socks to cover your crusty ass toes. I know I may not have the sexiest fet in the world, but I've mastered foot powder, lotion, and toenail clippers. Some of y'all feet shouldn't look the way they do.

Example.. Stop going out buying $200.00 outfits for the club, then not have your feet done. When is old enough to stop trying to paint your own toenails and doing a horrible job at it?
Friday, August 1, 2008 0 comments
Man sometimes I really do question...why the fuck do I try with half these women. Maybe my selection is really that poor. Or hell...maybe I keep going for the same types. But then again, its summer. Women are catty, and have a determination to be different. So Saudia calls me out the blue at like 1am, talking about 'is there something you need to tell me before we go further'.... The fuck? How would I know? Is there something you know that I don't? Seriously.



So I'm sitting here stumped. Thinking 'have I fucked someone?' Or 'do she know one of these countless females I talk to on facebook?'. I don't know, and frankly don't give a fuck. She can up and leave if she please. Sick of not having a label for women, and they try to go and make it more. She's the same one that was making it hard for me to get with her at the beginning, now she wants me to be with her and all this. The madness needs to stop. I'm kinda glad I'm no longer fucking. Not to mention that complicates everything, but I just don't want to be inside somebody right now. Sick of some people, no bullshit. Even ex 05 sometimes. Regardless, she may be the only female worthy of understanding me. But fuck... She's been around since I was 18, and isn't going anywhere. Guess I should've tried to make that work.



But I have a habit of saying that when its convienent. Because I know for a fact...the next flock of pussy that comes around...I'm so caught up in getting it, I totally forget the people their originally. Which could be part of the reason why I can't keep a female. That or have a woman keep my interest. Because lord have I tired. Younger, older, white yellow, brown and black. Short fat thick, you name it...they've been rapped to.