50 Mistakes We Men Make In the Bedroom

Thursday, July 30, 2009 4 comments

Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex

Just in case you thought the route to sexual bliss was straightforward, here's a list of things to avoid. They're all pretty much guaranteed passion killers for a woman - and if your check list contains more than ten of these, you've got some serious work to do on your sexual etiquette!

1 Going straight for the naughty bits

You've got to be sensitive to the fact that a woman is more likely to be irritated than aroused when a man dives for her breasts and vulva after a few minutes' perfunctory kissing. While you might get to feel the goods, you're not going to be invited back.

2 Not knowing how to kiss sensitively

Passionate or sensitive, firm or gentle, good kissing is an art form which lubricates the wheels of sex and gets everyone in the mood for more intimacy. Learn how to kiss, and do it well. That doesn't mean sticking your tongue in her mouth and wiggling it around like you're trying to floss her teeth.

3 Being too rough when you touch her erogenous zones

Men like a firmer touch than women, especially when it comes to our penises. So if you touch her clitoris with as much force as you apply to your penis when you masturbate, she's most likely to howl with pain - and then kick you out of bed. Remember: the clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the penis, in a much smaller area. Treat it with respect. It's the only organ in the human body that has no function other than to provide pleasure.

4 Not stroking and caressing her

A woman's second biggest sex organ is her skin. (The first is her mind.) You can make your touch on any part of her body into a sexy caress, but you have to focus on what you're doing and put some sexual energy into your fingers while you caress her. That means not thinking about the baseball game while you're giving her a sensuous massage.

5 Locking onto her nipples like a suckling child

Yes, we know it's fun for you. To her it just feels like she's got a teething infant hanging off her breast. Lick and kiss around her whole breast before you go for the nipple, then flick your tongue gently across the nipple and around the areolae. If she likes what you're doing, you'll know by her moans of pleasure.

6 Biting on her earlobe because you think it's sexy

She may not agree with you. In which case it will just be irritating for her, not a prelude to her turning into the sex goddess you thought you were summoning up.

7 Leaving a hickey on her neck like a teenage badge of honor

If you're over sixteen, this is a no-no. If you need to know why, you're obviously under sixteen.

8 Not shaving before sex

When you're in the throes of passion, having your beard stubble brushing back and forth across her face isn't so sexy, but at least it'll produce a red rash she can remember you by.

9 Not washing your pits and bits before you have sex

If there's one thing that turns women off, it's a lover whose personal hygiene isn't up to scratch. Even though men have a higher smell threshold than women, keeping yourself clean - especially in the more intimate corners of your anatomy (like under your foreskin) - is not just a matter of courtesy, it's a ticket back to the bedroom.

10 Forgetting she has a sensuous body waiting to be stroked

Pretty much the same point we already made up above, but worth remembering: touch doesn't just have to be in the bedroom, a prelude to sex. In fact, if you touch her a lot in a loving way during the day, she'll be ready to melt into your arms by bedtime.

11 Trying to get your fingers in her underwear before she's ready

This is the mark of a gauche teenage lover who wants to get to fourth base just so he feels more accomplished as a lover. Take your time, let things evolve naturally, and apply a little sensuous touch on the fabric covering her vulva before you dive under the elastic. The hint of what's to come is often more erotic than diving straight in there.

12 Dropping the condom on the floor

Must we say why this isn't the most popular move post sex? Dispose of the condom tidily in a tissue - put it in the bin rather than down the toilet, or it's likely to float there for some time to come as a reminder of your sexual encounter.

13 Going straight for the clitoris during oral sex or masturbation

Like we said above, most women just find this irritating - and, if you press too hard, bloody uncomfortable too. Your first caresses should be on her labia, the lips of her vulva, then as she gets more aroused, you can work nearer the clitoris itself. But even when she's aroused a soft touch along the sides of her clitoris may be more acceptable for her than any pressure on the head of her clitoris.

14 Breaking off just as she's getting to the point where she wants you to keep going at all costs

Women often get so lost in their sexual arousal that they forget to give feedback. In reality, the fact that she's lying there quietly may actually mean she loves what you're doing; if so, you should feel her pressing her vulva against your mouth or fingers, or shifting like she wants more touch, rather than giving you a sense that she'd rather be out shopping.

15 Undressing her clumsily

Listen up guys: you don't have to be able to take her bra off with one hand, behind her back, while kissing her. In fact, in my experience, it's better if you don't try. She probably puts it on by fastening it first and pulling it over her head anyway. Let her take off the garments you don't understand, and whenever you do lend a helping hand, undress her gently and sensuously rather than pulling at her clothes like you're ripping the paper off a birthday present.

16 Undressing yourself inelegantly - which includes taking your socks off after your underwear

Nothing is more comical (or pathetic) to a woman than a man in his socks and pants. Except possibly a naked man wearing socks. If you don't understand why, just accept that it is so.

17 Expecting her to shave for you

You might like the baby smooth look around her vulva, but she's more likely to see this as a prickly route to itchy stubble. Ask her nicely if you'd like her to go smooth. If she says "no", accept that graciously.

18 Sticking a finger up her vagina before she's ready, willing and able

In general, women do like to be penetrated just as much as men like to penetrate, which, considering how much men like to stick things up there, is just as well. However, she'll only want you to do this when the time is right - i.e. when she's aroused enough to enjoy it. If you're giving her clitoris attention, there'll be a point where she might like to have a finger or two inside her. If so, be gentle, and start with one finger on her G-spot. Make sure she enjoys this before you put another one up there. Two fingers on her G-spot is probably as much as she will want. And be just as firm with your touch as she finds pleasurable. If you don't know what the G-spot is, then do some Google-ing before you get into bed.

19 Entering her without asking her first

What is it with men and these dark, wet places? Just keep in mind that she decides how far sex goes, and if she doesn't want to enjoy intercourse then don't press the point. This applies especially to any strategy that involves nudging your penis into position and then pressing forward without her consent, verbal or otherwise! Having said that, you don't always need to ask "May I enter you?" though it can be a romantic and sexy thing to do if you're looking deep into her eyes. Needless to say, that's most likely to happen in the man on top position, which, by the way, remains everyone's most popular position for sex.

20 Pecking away around her vagina with your penis if you can't find the way in

This is, by all accounts, many women's least desired sexual moment. If for any reason you can't get in, don't pretend you're in control and keep trying. Simply ask her to guide you in with her hand. That way you'll save a lot of embarrassment, not to mention time.

20 Pumping away without regard for her pleasure

When you've achieved your most desired objective, and your penis is inside her, you'll want to show a certain consideration for her pleasure. She may want hard and fast thrusting, but it's best to start slow and shallow. While you're making love, she'll most appreciate your efforts if you're masculine and strong - which is to say, if you act like you know what you're doing, you're considerate and gentle at first, and work up to firm and strong thrusts if she likes them.

21 Expecting her to make love bottom up

Yes, we all enjoy rear entry. But she may be more self-conscious of her butt, she may feel like a sex object, and she may not like the rather impersonal nature of this position. If you really want to do it, and you explain to her why you like it so much (i.e. "It's incredibly exciting to see your gorgeous bottom as we make love", rather than "I get so turned on fucking from behind") she'll probably co-operate from time to time, even if it's only on your birthday and hers.

22 Thrusting too hard

If you happen to be well-endowed, or she has a short vagina, and you thrust too hard, you may end up banging her cervix. This can make her shriek, though sadly not with sexual pleasure.

22 Coming before she's got excited or begun to enjoy sex

There aren't many men who can last long enough to really satisfy a woman who enjoys vaginal intercourse and G-spot stimulation. If you can't be bothered learning how to be a long lasting lover, then at least have the decency to keep going for a few minutes so she gets some pleasure. This isn't hard, and there are plenty of ways you can learn to extend intercourse and not come so quickly. Do some research on Google for "end premature ejaculation" . See also number 26.

23 Not coming at all - or losing your erection when you put the condom on

If you're one of that rarer breed of men who has trouble coming during intercourse, may we respectfully suggest you see a sexual therapist? You can then deal with this problem, learn to come more quickly, and avoid giving her a numb vagina and an intimate knowledge of the exact shade of color you painted your bedroom ceiling. If you're one of the many men who lose their erection when the condom comes out of its foil wrapper and onto the head of your penis, it's back to Google for a search on, surprisingly enough, "losing erection when putting on a condom".

24 Asking her how it was for her

This is not the mark of a confident lover, so if you really want some feedback, phrase it thus: "Did you prefer it when I did X or Y?"

25 Not going down on her when she wants oral pleasure

Since oral sex on a woman is so pleasurable for most men, this seems unlikely. But if it's a question of the smell or taste being a bit much for you, try taking a shower or bath together before sex. If you just want her to fellate you and you simply can't be bothered to reciprocate with cunnilingus, then reading these tips isn't going to help you much anyway.

26 Failing to give her pleasure if you come quickly

Remember the motto: "Women come first!" As a man, you're probably going to lose interest in sex once you've ejaculated - at least for a while. In which case, make sure she comes through oral sex or masturbation before you enter her. That way, she gets her pleasure and so do you. (With the added bonus that it doesn't matter so much if you shoot quite quickly.) Just to enter her, thrust a few times, come, roll over and forget about her is the mark of a boorish lover, and you wouldn't want to be one of those, now would you?

27 Trying to force her head towards your cock

Let's face it: she's either willing to give your oral sex or she's not. Trying to persuade her to get her lips around your glans by edging her head towards your groin is a bit crass, to say the least. If she doesn't seem to be heading that way as things hot up, just ask her: "There's something you could do that'd give me so much pleasure.... ."

28 Trying to force her head further down on her cock when she's giving you oral

Yes, once again we know it feels good, but you have to be considerate about it. She's not likely to be a deep throat expert, and there's no reason why she should be, since most of the pleasure of oral sex comes from the action of her tongue on your glans. Keep your hands away from her head unless it's to gently stroke her hair, and you won't feel the temptation to encourage her to go deeper.

29 Holding her head when she goes down on you

Pretty similar to number 28, but this time, holding her head and moving it up and down on your penis is the no-no. If you think that's acceptable sexual etiquette you've been watching too many of the wrong kind of films.

30 Coming in her mouth without asking her if it's OK

The taste of semen is very much an acquired taste; unfortunately it's one that few woman ever acquire. If she doesn't like it, ask her to keep going until the last minute, then tell her when you're going to come so she can move back and finish the job with a well-lubed hand. You'll get just as much pleasure, and she won't have to gag or spit your semen out. By the way, accidentally forgetting to tell her you're going to come is not permitted.

31 Thinking that a porno movie has anything to do with real life

Porn is not good for men's egos. Real life isn't like that, OK?

32 Switching on a hard core porn film without asking whether that's OK with her

Even if you find it arousing, she's not likely to, for the simple reason that much of the porn available today is fairly abusive to women. Ask her first, and if you want to share the erotic thrill of watching people have sex, get hold of some romantic sex movies that will appeal to her emotions as well as her sex drive.

33 Apologizing for the size of your penis

Just in case you ever feel inclined to apologize for not matching up to the guys in the wrong kind of movies, just remember: 98% of women would rather have a sensitive lover than one with a big penis. If you're with one of the other two percent, you need to find a new lover.

34 Answering honestly when she asks you what your last lover was like

Guys, when a woman asks you if her butt is too big, do you tell her the truth? Enough said. Your current lover is always the most gorgeous, sexy and desirable woman around. Even if she doesn't really believe it, that's what she wants to hear.

35 Asking her if she'd mind if her girlfriend joined you

Threesomes can be exciting, but they usually just cause jealousy and upset when one partner unexpectedly finds they don't want their partner making out with another person. Needless to say, this usually happens to the woman. So be sure, be very sure, you know what you're doing before you try this one.

36 Making her do all the work

Changing positions is all very well, but asking her to ride you each time you have sex seems a bit one sided. Vary the positions, have fun, and take equal shares of the work. Don't just settle for one favorite position and flog it to death.

37 Trying to slip it in the back door by "accident"

Anal sex is something that a lot fewer couples have tried than you'd believe from what you read on the internet or see in porn. It's something you might like to try, but you both have to want to do it. She's not likely to respond with warmth if you keep pretending you're poking her anus by accident. And she won't believe you if you tell her you just didn't want to ask for directions, even if that's how you are when you're driving around lost, looking for somewhere.

38 Photographing or videoing your lovemaking

Unfortunately, as many jilted lovers can testify, taking pictures while you enjoy sex is putting power in the hands of the person who has the pictures. A good compromise is to link your video camera direct to your TV without recording the images. That way you can have the erotic thrill of seeing yourself during sex without having to worry about seeing yourself having sex on the internet in a few years' time.

39 Getting into the same old same old routine every time you have sex

Above almost everything else (except possibly being deeply in love), ringing the changes when you make love is the thing that will keep your sex life fresh and passionate. You'll be surprised just how exciting it can be when you try a new position. This is simply because every position puts a different pressure on the penis and vagina, or gives you a new perspective of your partner's body, or perhaps allows you to see entering your partner's body, and so on. Exactly which sex position feels most pleasurable will depend on the shape and size and shape of your penis and her vagina.

40 Not romancing her

Women love romance. Men put up with it, or do it to get sex. True or false? Probably true, but the romantic "chase" is deeply rewarding for most men (i.e. seducing and winning a woman makes us feel deeply fulfilled), and romance is an essential part of that process. If you're able to continue being romantic once you're an established couple, then you set yourself head and shoulders above the rest of your fellow men, and you stand that much greater chance of getting regular, passionate sex.

41 Slapping her buttocks without checking if she's into a little dominance play

No mater how exciting you may find the idea, don't land a heavy slap on her butt without trying a few lighter ones first and seeing how she reacts. If you do, you may get a slap in the face. Or a kick in the balls.

42 Trying to do sex by the book (or the film)

Don't copy the moves you see in porn films. They lack a certain something. Consideration for the woman, that would be.

43 Playing with her anus before she's excited enough to appreciate it

When you're masturbating her clitoris, and you have a finger inside her vagina, you may find that she responds well to a little anal play. If you have the position right, you can use your little finger to tickle gently at her anus as your forefinger plays with her G-spot. This may well add to her excitement - especially if she's on the verge of orgasm. If you try this before she's really excited and has stopped caring what's happening to her, you might just turn her off completely, so it might not be a bad idea to check it out with her in advance.

44 Deafening her by shouting in her ear when you come

An easy mistake to make, especially if you like to have sex in the man on top position lying close to your partner, and you like to let the world know when you come. Unfortunately she won't let you do it a second time, so bury your face in the pillow or something if you're prone to uncontrollable vocal ejaculations as well as physical ones.

45 Talking dirty without checking if she likes it

Generally a little consensual dirty talk between adults adds to the excitement. The first time your partner tells you to f*** her hot wet c*** you'll see what I mean. If that hasn't happened yet, and you'd like it to, encourage her to talk dirty to you when you're making love, and see what pops out of her mouth. You might be surprised. Remember legend has it that the quiet ones are often the most surprising in bed!

46 Lying on top of her without supporting your weight on your arms

Always remember: a gentleman takes his weight on his arms. Or elbows, or knees, or something.

47 Ejaculating on her without asking permission

Coming between her breasts or on her vulva or bottom can be incredibly exciting, but it's nice to ask her first. She may see it less a mark of your ejaculatory prowess or manhood than a mess to clear up.

48 Not controlling your ejaculation

Like we said before, a good lover makes the effort to make sure his partner is satisfied before he is.

49 Not spending some time with her in your arms after sex

A man who gets up after he's done the business and sets about his daily routine is probably top of most women's sexual dislikes. For her, this is a special time when a woman feels very close to her partner. She takes much longer to come down from sex than a man does, she wants to know she's loved and special, and she wants to feel adored by the man to whom she has just given her most precious asset. The very least you can do is to spend a half hour or so cuddling her while you relax after making love, even if you're not going to spend the night with her.

50 Not cleaning up after sex

And since sex inevitably involves a certain amount of fluids, keep the tissues handy for afterwards. If you feel like being chivalrous, offer her a warm towel to clean herself, especially if you aren't using condoms

The Sixteen [16] Commandments of Man.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 1 comments

I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional world away too easily robs women of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with her, don’t say it before she has said it. Show compassionate restraint for her need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire her to take the leap for you, and she’ll return the favor a thousandfold.

II. Make her jealous

Flirt with other women in front of her. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another woman will arouse her sexually. No girl wants a man that no other woman wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship.

III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority

Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading man proclaiming his undying love for the woman who completes him. Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, women do not want to be “The One” or the center of a man’s existence. They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy man’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their feminine support, and to follow the path he lays out. You must respect a woman’s integrity and not lie to her that she is “your everything”. She is not your everything, and if she is, she will soon not be anymore.

IV. Don’t play by her rules

If you allow a woman to make the rules she will resent you with a seething contempt even a rapist cannot inspire. The strongest woman and the most strident feminist wants to be led by, and to submit to, a more powerful man. Polarity is the core of a healthy loving relationship. She does not want the prerogative to walk all over you with her capricious demands and mercurial moods. Her emotions are a hurricane, her soul a saboteur. Think of yourself as a bulwark against her tempest. When she grasps for a pillar to steady herself against the whipping winds or yearns for an authority figure to foil her worst instincts, it is you who has to be there… strong, solid, unshakeable and immovable.

V. Adhere to the golden ratio

Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.

VI. Keep her guessing

True to their inscrutable natures, women ask questions they don’t really want direct answers to. Woe be the man who plays it straight — his fate is the suffering of the beta. Evade, tease, obfuscate. She thrives when she has to imagine what you’re thinking about her, and withers when she knows exactly how you feel. A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security. In the same manner, when she has displeased you, punish swiftly, but when she has done you right, reward slowly. Reward her good behavior intermittently and unpredictably and she will never tire of working hard to please you.

VII. Always keep two in the kitty

Never allow yourself to be a “kept man”. A man with options is a man without need. It builds confidence and encourages boldness with women if there is another woman, a safety net, to catch you in case you slip and risk a breakup, divorce, or a lost prospect, leading to loneliness and a grinding dry spell. A woman knows once she has slept with a man she has abdicated a measure of her power; when she has fallen in love with him she has surrendered nearly all of it. But love is ephemeral and with time she may rediscover her power and threaten to leave you. It is her final trump card. Withdrawing all her love and all her body in an instant will rend your soul if you are faced with contemplating the empty abyss alone. Knowing there is another you can turn to for affection will fortify your will and satisfy your manhood.

VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary

Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no matter how alpha he is. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect your contrition, like a cat expects its meal at a set time each day. And then your value will lower in her eyes. Instead, if you have done something wrong, you should acknowledge your guilt in a glancing way without resorting to the actual words “I’m sorry.” Pull the Bill Clinton maneuver and say “Mistakes were made” or tell her you “feel bad” about what you did. You are granted two freebie “I’m sorry”s for the life of your relationship; use them wisely.

IX. Connect with her emotions

Set yourself apart from other men and connect with a woman’s emotional landscape. Her mind is an alien world that requires deft navigation to reach your rendevous. Frolic in the surf of emotions rather than the arid desert of logic. Be playful. Employ all your senses. Describe in lush detail scenarios to set her heart afire. Give your feelings freedom to roam. ROAM. Yes, that is a good word. You’re not on a linear path with her. You are ROAMING all over, taking her on an adventure. In this world, there is no need to finish thoughts or draw conclusions. There is only need to EXPERIENCE. You’re grabbing her hand and running with her down an infinite, labyrinthine alleyway with no end, laughing and letting your fingers glide on the cobblestone walls along the way.

X. Ignore her beauty

The man who trains his mind to subdue the reward centers of his brain when reflecting upon a beautiful female face will magically transform his interactions with women. His apprehension and self-consciousness will melt away, paving the path for more honest and self-possessed interactions with the objects of his desire. This is one reason why the greatest lotharios drown in more love than they can handle — through positive experiences with so many beautiful women they lose their awe of beauty and, in turn, their powerlessness under its spell. It will help you acquire the right frame of mind to stop using the words hot, cute, gorgeous, or beautiful to describe girls who turn you on. Instead, say to yourself “she’s interesting” or “she might be worth getting to know”. Never compliment a girl on her looks, especially not a girl you aren’t fucking. Turn off that part of your brain that wants to put them on pedestals. Further advanced training to reach this state of unawed Zen transcendence is to sleep with many MANY attractive women (try to avoid sleeping with a lot of ugly women if you don’t want to regress). Soon, a Jedi lover you will be.

XI. Be irrationally self-confident

No matter what your station in life, stride through the world without apology or excuse. It does not matter if objectively you are not the best man a woman can get; what matters is that you think and act like you are. Women have a dog’s instinct for uncovering weakness in men; don’t make it easy for them. Self-confidence, warranted or not, triggers submissive emotional responses in women. Irrational self-confidence will get you more coochie than rational defeatism.

XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses

In the betterment of ourselves as men we attract women into our orbit. To accomplish this gravitational pull as painlessly and efficiently as possible, you must identify your natural talents and shortcomings and parcel your efforts accordingly. If you are a gifted jokester, don’t waste time and energy trying to raise your status in philosophical debate. If you write well but dance poorly, don’t kill yourself trying to expand your manly influence on the dancefloor. Your goal should be to attract women effortlessly, so play to your strengths no matter what they are; there is a groupie for every male endeavor. Except World of Warcraft.

XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little

Touching a woman inappropriately on the first date will get you further with her than not touching her at all. Don’t let a woman’s faux indignation at your boldness sway you; they secretly love it when a man aggressively pursues what he wants and makes his sexual intentions known. You don’t have to be an asshole, but if you have no choice, being an inconsiderate asshole beats being a polite beta, every time.

XIV. **** her good

Fuck her like it’s your last fuck. And hers. Fuck her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don’t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms.

XV. Maintain your state control

You are an oak tree. You will not be manipulated by crying, yelling, lying, head games, sexual withdrawal, jealousy ploys, pity plays, fuck tests, hot/cold/hot/cold, disappearing acts, or guilt trips. She will rain and thunder all around you and you will shelter her until her storm passes. She will not drag you into her chaos or uproot you. When you have mastery over yourself, you will have mastery over her.

XVI. Never be afraid to lose her

You must not fear. Fear is the love-killer. Fear is the ego-triumph that brings abject loneliness. You will face your fear. You will permit it to pass over and through you. And when your ego-fear is gone you will turn and face your lover, and only your heart will remain. You will walk away from her when she has violated your integrity, and you will let her walk when her heart is closed to you. She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself. Love yourself before you love her.

"Dont fuck with them Red bitches. They'll have you suicidal."

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 8 comments

I've come to the conclusion light skinned women can do NO wrong. At least by me. In my 22 years of living, I've dated [yes, I counted], 217 women. Some were day by day, some had a few months.. But MAJORITY of them were light skinned. Why? Because they can do no wrong. Like you can put a light skinned woman in a turban and gloves.. and even though you cant see her face... you KNOW she has to be half decent. Wild shit right? Its a fact. Name an ugly light skinned celebrity you've seen?

Like fuck..Look at Danger from that Ray J joint. Tattoo on her face... Smexy. Not sexy, but Smexy. I wouldnt hit it raw, I'd put a rubber on it, then a paper bag... but I'd still hit it. BUT...Imagine Fantasia with the same face tattoo. That shit dont sound as sexy, now do it? Precisely.

Now, I love me a brown skinned girl.. Dont get me wrong. I'd wife Gabrielle Union in a heartbeat.. But some shit about light skinned women turns me on:

  • How they turn red when you smack them on the ass.

  • The fact they can wear red lipstick [pet peeve] and get a pass.

  • Black toenail polish on light skinned joints looks somewhat normal. [wild as shit.. but its a fact. I aint met a dark skinned female with black nail polish I liked. Whoppi tried it.. she did, but nah nah. *Ugh... Flashbacks of when her and that white dude from Cheers kissed]

  • Even when they are not UGLY.. they make up for it somehow.

Now.. ALL women do this, dont get my wrong. I'm NOT Yung Berg's choreographer, or his admin assistant. I have a preference. I love all women though.. [got THAT shit out of the way to be political].. But moving right along...

I've heard Brown Skinned/darker joints call light skinned women "Red Bitches"...FUNNIEST shit ever.

You make my penis smile.

Monday, July 27, 2009 0 comments

I have an ego. Not one of them Beyonce joints either. A sexual joint. When I meet a woman now, the inner man asks first off three questions:

  • Can she support herself without a man?
  • Can she fuck?
  • Whats her flaw.

And it just so happens that the flaw could be...she's fucking everybody, to support herself. Now, I aint saying she's a golddigger, but she damn sure knows what she got is going to get her what she desires. Case in point. A pretty face will ask you "can you buy my a drink" at a bar, even though you just met her. Yeah, you're attractive, but that aint gfot shit to do with what you got going on.

Dont know what I meant by the last paragraph, so in order to not talk in circles, I'm going to attempt to write in moderation and stay on topic. Todays topic has to be sex. You know the best feeling in the world? Have on call sex. Like y'all don't necessarily have to be dating, y'all feeling each other, but the sex is that great that you get a text like "I miss the dick". Shit is wonderful. Now I remember when I used to talk to like 5, 6 females at a time, I would send out a text message every Friday, promptly at 5:15 like "What you doing tonight". I knew sending it round this time meant: All guestlist were close, so she wasnt going to be doing that; She'd cancel them plans she already had.

But I had to stop doing that. Mainly because females are the new niggas. Received a text message from a girl I aint seen since the Inaugeration. Text message simply read

Its been a while. I was bunned up, but its the summer. I'm single and fuckstrated. What's up.

Let me step back three steps and go back to when she was in a relationship.

Simply put....She had a man. She was in love like shit. SO me being a bastard, I was trying to get inside of her just for the sake of her being someones elses property. Vindictive yes, but when I was with my ex, she would blow up my phone with text and calls. Figured it was payback. Sue me.

Slim was one of those dickteasers. Like she was a flirt on the low low [especially Facebook..where I met her..*tisk*.] Basiclaly she'd put up nasty quotes and quizzes, make lil notions on your profile and shit.. But then an hour or so later, Facebook status with be "Can't wait to see my baby...etc etc"

And I got tired of getting her ready and geared up for that nigga. So I started throwing her shade. My thing is.. if it aint me you fucking, you wasting oxygen. She got mad, but fuck it, you got a man, fuck you in my face for?

Short story even shorter. Its almost August. And the following must commence by August 1st, 2010. [next year]

  1. Fucking on the National Mall. Dont matter what time. I'll handle the indecent exposure charge.
  2. Head in daytime in a mall parking lot. Shit just sounds good.
  3. Fuck in a moonbounce. Shit sounds good.
  4. And this:

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Moist Satin Sheets: Double Your Pleasure.

Thursday, July 23, 2009 1 comments

So I refresh the page, and I see her, gorgeous as she wanna be. Such a vibrant thing, let's call her Sasha. At replying me like "I'm on the way". Now I'm a flirt, so I hit her back like "yeah, okay, let you tell it". She "Lol"s, saying "boy if you only knew. She's hit me with DM's often regarding my picture and the things she wants to do with it, but my thing is.. all talk no action, can't trip off the small shit.

Our conversation gets RT'ed, from one of her friends saying "Y'all better not be doing anything without me". We'll call her friend Roni, because her profile picture is a photo of her sticking out her ass. Caught Boby Brown flashbacks, so as a result, we'll give Roni that justice. So Roni and I are talking, and I see that her and Sasha ain't spoke in a minute. I don't want to be guilty of flirting with two friends, but it's Twitter. What can I say, I'm good at what I do. I hit her Sasha with a DM like "If you're about what you be about, be [inserts address in the message]. She never replies, so I continue going along with Roni.

Ten minutes past, twenty message, I get a message from Sasha saying

@AlSharpTongue Slice this pie with that sharp thang.

So me, I'm stunned, never seen such an abrupt approach. I reply back publicly like #fakinglike @Sasha . Then *Knock Knock Knock*....

First I think I'm tripping, so I grab my basketball shorts of the chair, put the TV on mute, and exit the windows out of the computer. As I glide down the steps, I'm yelling "Who is it".I open the door to see Sasha, on the other side of the screen door standing there, naked. She staring at me, I'm staring at her, and she finally says "Well, you not going to let me in?". So I'm like "shit, c'mon. I open the screen door, she walks through the door, and before the screen door closes....She walks in.


Roni is standing there, pretty brown skin, covered in a matching Red teddy. Surprising, the only thing on my witty mind is "did these two girls get naked together and drive all the way here?", but you know how I go with mine.. I'm sure you do. Moving right along...

I close the door behind them, and Roni just jumps at it. She rips off the wife beater I had on, and Sasha works on my pants. She gets them down to my knees, then I kick them of, leg after leg. Finally she grabs at my black boxers, rubbing her hands along the elastic strip reading "Polo Sport", and with a handful of it, rips them off with all of her might. Now I'm the type of man that likes control, but this is still stunning to see two women taking advantage of me. As I lay on the ground, Roni plants herself on my face in reverse cowgirl position, and i indulge in her. Tasting her juices, I go lick South to North, East to West, and then I stick the entire length of my tongue into her vagina. She creams on my tongue as I feel her trickle juices along the outer surfaces of my mouth and on the base of my mouth. She definitely wasn't lying about her tasting like mango.

As I am enjoying her essence, Sasha has managed to devour the circumference of my dick. Using her tongue ring, she works the edge of her tongue along the slit on the head, and blows kisses on its entirety. In my mind, even Trey Songz can't go and picture this through lyrics. I palm her head making sure she continues to apply pressure on the right spots, sucking in the same motions because I am enjoying it. She releases it out of her mouth and kisses down the shaft, rubbing it the entire time as she runs her tongue down the side, until she reaches the twins.

As she places them in her mouth, Roni arches over so her entire pussy is now exposed to my face. She too sucks on my, and pleasures my Black Knight as Sasha fondles and molests my twins. Feeling too good, my left leg twitching, and foot curling in my socks, I take a peek to see exactly what they are doing. Roni is rubbing on Sashas ass, palming it, smacking it, touching it while she continues to pleasure me. Now its my turn.

We both get up, and everybody needs to get my pleasure at the same time. So, I tell Roni to bend over as I put the condom on. Ultra Ribbed of course. I toss the package behind me, grab the tip, and Sasha says..

Oh no boo...We got this.

She takes the condom, places it on her lips, and pushes the end out with her tongue. She goes again for my dick, as she places the condom on. Spreading Roni's cheeks, she grabs my shaft, and inserts me into Roni's awaiting pussy lips. Warm as she wanna be, I tell you. So I tell Sasha to sit on the step and open her legs, so I can taste her. So as I stroke in multiple directions inside of Roni, I'm tasting Sasha, her pussy nicely shaved, thighs thick, and tight like brand new braids. She's rubbing on my physique as I kiss her, and tell them to switch positions, switching condoms, as I change the roles in the movies as if this was a kinky, freaky Tarantino.

As I'm going inside of Sasha, Roni is finally taking off the Teddy. It's obvious she's feeling the strokes she's seeing, because she's biting her lower lip as if she wants it again. Roni moves in front of Sasha as Sasha starts to indulge in Roni's pussy. Girls licking girls is always interesting. And for my first threesome, it's a sight that forces me to keep my composure so I can keep this 1st round going to a certain extent. I flip Sasha over as Roni now sits on her face, on the staircase as I'm digging inside of her friend, pussy gripping the dick head and re-adjusting the condom with every stroke.

Rocking in and out of her, Roni and Sasha cum in unison as I continue to stroke, it forces Sasha to cup Roni's pussy with her mouth as she grabs her thigh to try to take the dick without screaming. Roni feeling the pressure of it all, squirts, as it leaks onto Sasha's chest. All three of us amazed, I slow my strokes down, as I lick the juices made by her friend off of Sasha's belly, entire tongue out. As Roni sucks on Sasha's titties, you can tell they are ready to head to the bedroom...

Were the Satin Sheets haven't been moistened yet....

...Out of My System

Wednesday, July 22, 2009 2 comments
Its funny, as much as everybody don't like her, I can't shake her ass. Even went to the extremes of editing contact information, and avoiding all types of networking with her. Seen one of her folks out and about, ain't even speak. Not my place to.

Now in the "getting over phase", I met good women, evil bitches, and all in between. And just when shit gets relatively normal again...Slim pops back up. It'd be a different case if I was hitting her up and shit, but nah, aint been like that. Her and me ended on some SLIGHTLY bad terms. Basically I wasn't haven't the shit she put on the table, so I rolled out. Seen her again, and you could tell there was feelings there, but nobody wants to act on them. You'd think her being the elder of the two parties, she'd meet halfway. But its more so all or nothing, and shit must go her way. In my views and aspects, its 50-50. With the ex I was guilty of being a bastard and not acknowledging emotions, so I guess I'm a casualty of that Karma bitch...a year later.

So meantime I been reluctant to sign into Facebook as a result. Everybodys in love, summer blossoming and gossiping, and quite frankly, it messes with my conscious, and makes me think that I need love and companionship. I've been doing fine exactly where I'm at.

  1. Dont know exactly what I want out of a female. Physically, emotionally, nothing. Seems like as I upgrade, shit stays the same version. Bitches with kids, women with issues, girls attempting to be women. Even spoke to a friend of mine, and she kicked some Beckham Thoughts to me: "Greg, the problem is you can't differentiate ladies from women". It's been three days, and that shit still burns in the membrane.
  2. Bad terms: I never actually BURN bridges. If somebody has an issue with me, I let it ride and keep it 100. Somebody out there hates my guts, and has made it clear of this. Havoc, but where I'm at with mine is, the effort I could take retaliating, I could be doing more productive shit. This goes back to the whole "upgrades versus standby" situation as well. Sad to see females being so vindictive. But it is what it is.

Back to what I was saying, with this lady, girl, woman, chick..whatever... There is nothing there. But the petty every now and again acts she does kills me. For some reason I can't shake it even though I practice equanimity whenever she approaches. Her and my relationship is probably equivalent to that Martina and Gina thing. They hate each other, love either at the same time, and SOMEBODYS pride is going to outweigh the others. Hers more than mine. I find it intriguing a woman can conquer my thoughts, but lose the battle of emotional wits. Sometimes the quietest room makes the most noise. So when I tell her I care, and she has no words, her actions, well, go figure.

[As I'm typing this... that night I woke up in that other girl bed.. Well she just hit me up asking about my Google status and what it means. The status says "If women don't figure it out soon, I'm going to be an awful person". I'm not talking rocket science, am I? Didn't think so.]

So I tell her. "Basically, y'all don't like progress until you realize your feet are planted, and everyone else is in stride." That part made perfect sense to me, if you didn't get it, I apologize.

Short story shorter, I don't know and quite frankly don't care if she is reading but it will be said. It's been hell getting over you, so Im moving past you. You've been a roadblock since that day, and it's best if I don't even acknowledge you. I should've listened when you said "You weren't any good". But I didn't see it as a challenge, moreso saw a female in need of having a heart. But I guess even a Tin man can't be so abstruse. So I'm done. I love you, but the fuckery must cease.

And if you dont know, Now you know...Nigga.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 1 comments

No bullshit though, thats how I've been lately. This year alone I've heard "How about we be friends" entirely too many times. Its kind of hard to go and be fucking someone and maintain a stable friendship. So I've basically just been reluctant to fuck. Have you also noticed that once you havent had sex for an extended period of time, all these HIV/AIDS/STD commercials pop out of the woodworks? i'm protected and conscious, so I'm content. Plus I test. But I digress.

To make a short story shorter, girl I used to get it in with frequent is getting married. Now its funny because she's content that she's in love with me, ecetera, ecetera, however, its going in one ear, directly out the other. I havent blogged much in the past three, four months because I've been trying to condense the shit I say into one blog a week, but I have entirely too many thoughts up here, so I'm about to spill them all. Back to the marriage situation. Basically 4, maybe 5 months ago, she meets dude. He says he's going to the milltary, they get engaged. When people tell me this story, I hear it so much I think three things.

  • Its lonely over there fighting an endless war. You want to feel like you have something else waiting marinating while you are over there.

  • Your fiance' will get that check monthly. To pay for school, cars, save up, whatever.

  • People really think that shit works out.

Now the one girl I talked to near the end of last year married her friend so she could get the check. So while I'm dating her and sleeping beside her, pretty much slim was married. So I asked her what she did with the check, she simply said that she payed off her books and car note. Must be nice. I'm about to search the US Army section of Facebook and get me a woman to wife up so I can get that summoned to me. But ol' girl who I'm talking about is scheduled to get married next year. I don't condone it, but I'm happy for her. I'll say this once so I can get it out of my brain. It was sex, and a little emotion there. She was around when I was with my ex but we never fucked. Her and I broke up.. and umm yeah, the sex commist. I had some great orgasmic moments as a result. I even contemplated continuing the sex while dude was overseas, seeing as he would never know, but I hate Karma, and I'm on this strive to be a better man, so I opted not to.

But umm yeah. So thats my situation with that. I've spoken/heard from Interim a lot lately. Don't know if thats necessarily a good, or a bad thing. Guess it is what it couldn't be before. But seems like one party wont let up. *slanted eye*.

Making a short story shorter, I'll try to blog more, but I be drawing blanks and shit. This what I have for now. I cant say all that I want to say because as @getyourhoneyon says on Twitter "You're so funny, it's hard to take you serious"

Touche'. Watch me work. Shit bout to get real, real soon.

Carpe diem, Goodbye soon as I greet em'

Saturday, July 18, 2009 0 comments

I came to the conclusion of quite a few things.

  • I tend to keep entirely too many women around during the summer. This is the summer of saving. Females want to see all the summer blockbusters, Greg is trying to worry about Black Friday in November. I can't be doing on dates seeing the latest Will Smith flick. Just not in my budget.
  • Bougie bitches love us dudes who quite frankly don't give a fuck about them.
Now I've dated and talked to them all. But upscale is fucking hilarious. Granted it started off as a conquest. Cute Spanish girl, nice figure, typical "Lounge" chick you wouldnt find at the club. Then last night... Seen her at the club. Totally lost her value. Contact is now in my phone as "DMV joint". Basically she put on this front talking about "I'm used to the finer things. I date men that have their own businesses, cars, houses"....Wholetime shes at L0VE walking around trying to get every hood nigga in DC's attention. We lock eyes a good two times. I ain't even speak, wasted talent.

Moral of that story is.. Bitches will lie. Niggas lie too, it's just females have a better script. They just can't stick to it.

Fucking. It's always fun, but lately the shit is just been like "okay.". Now granted, the pussy is wonderful, the sex is great. But the casual sex be having NO value at some points.

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Like the motivation to fuck is there, the nut will happen, but when I get up, I'm ready for round two. Sure, most dudes have quick first rounds, but the first round be too extensive that I came, and midway through me nutting, my dick is still hard and I'm trying to get it ready for the return. I need to be checked out.

I actually miss Interim a little bit. I know her ass does too, just I have too much pride, and she..well I don't know. That shit ended strangely. And funny thing is... Day 90 would've been yesterday.

I decided to leave the blog open for now mainly because I came to terms like if you dont like the shit I say [that could be about you] then yeah, lose yourself. Its funny when I hear "I don't want to be a part of your blog".. Well, dont' do anything bad to be a casualty. And lately theres been a few of them. One that I aint heard from. Upscale. And some of the Twitter ones. whew... the twitter ones. lol. All talk, never any action. With me its like "put up or shut up".. everybody else is all gimmicks to gain followers. If I talk nasty, 9 times out of 10, I'm about it. This is what I've gained from Twitter in the 8+ months I've been on there.

  • You will end up flirting with somebodys friend, or somebodys girl. I've received 9 DM's from dudes asking me if I was joking about the things I was talking about with their girls. I wasnt. I feel like this. If your single, by all means.. talk big shit. But it ain't fun knowing that your girl is out here flirting away in updates to "AlSharpTongue". Because I'm goin to go full fledged with it. Leash her.
  • It's cool to be a celebrity. The pussy and penis you get thrown at you is endless. Before I joined Twitter, I had the UTMOST respect for most of them. Since I reached 2,000 followers, most of the celebrities are just someone I want attention from, and probably sex down. Like Cassie. I don't necessarily LIKE her, but since she's twitter accessible, I'd fuck her. Same with the joints from Danity Kane. NEVER watched an episode of the show, but they fuckable.
  • Names get you far. If my name was "SimplyGreg"... I would'nt get as much attention. AlSharpTongue might quite possibly be up there in the top 25 twitter names. [gassing myself.]
  • I got offered a three some. Fucked up part. One girl lives on the East. One lives on the other side of the map. And I'm not a frequent flyer minus on Ski season. So in order to compromise, I'll host the Trio Venue. Call me lame for accepting sex from Twitter. But I'm sure you've gone on a date or fucked someone off the internet. If you havent, you're a liar and I hope your mother gets dunked on by Patrick Chewing.
Song pretty much is the mood of the moment. No particular reason, but the joint just grooves.

Oh. The clubbing will be minimum. And I've developed a taste for alcohol again. I said I'd stop, but then I found $1.00 drinks. So.. I will be drinking. "Some girls are nice, some girls are whores.". Just watch out for the big girls.

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If you aint got no money, take your broke ass home.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 2 comments

Just got home from an outting. Can't even call the shit a date. Shit was fucking wack. Started out cool. Conversation the WHOLE ride there was good. Like there was even a thought of a possible second date. But... you know theres always some type of fuckery going on.

So... She shows up. Granted the first "outting" we went on. So we driving, she mentions that her tank is on E. I aint tripping because I don't pay for nobody gas. Fuck that shit. You decided to swing past my house, you better be clear, you made the drive. I know right now she's like "oh, I got a free meal out of him".. but I got a ride to and from. And the money ain't an issue. You driving a brand new car on an empty tank IS bew bew. Fuck is wrong with your noodle.

So....we end up at TGI Fridays by George Washington. She gets out the car like "you ready for this date?".. Sweetheart.. I dont date.

  • I Fuck
  • I drink
  • I party
  • Ipod
But I don't date. And to make matters worse I started "talking" to a girl today, so I had to make it clear that it was an outting between two friends that needed to get out the house. She obliged.

Cool. Conversation cool. But the bill comes. She looking at me, I'm looking at her, she looking at me, I'm looking at her. So I'm like "okay, where the fuck your funds?" She has no wallet. So I'm looking at this bitch real Cyclops like. So I'm like "fuck it, I got the bill, you pay the tip." This bitch don't even have cash. So i'm like "okay, how about you go ahead and just pay the tip with your card?". She dont' have your bank card.

Feeling almost bad for this broke, strangely strange ass bitch, I say fuck it, swipe my card, add the tab, and continue drinking my drink. Now Usher is singing the song at the Michael Jackson memorial at this point, so I'm like "I'm going to watch, make her wait on me. I dont give a fuck if she drove. This broad going to wait. Fuck her."

  • I continue to drink my Moquito. Fuck I look like. I fitted the bill. She went and downed her drink and was like "I may need one more drink". I kindly said "check please". Now me being the SMART drinker.. I want that buzz when I LEAVE that bitch. So I aint going to finish my cup til I'm bout to walk out the door. So needless to say.. she sat for 15 minutes while I took quiet sips of my drink.
  • She's asking me dumb questions like "am I mad". So me, I'm like "Umm yeah, next time, how about you bring yourself some money when you come out. Grown ass broke bitch.
BACKTRACK> BACKTRACK. It gets better. Oh fuck yes it gets better.

So slim is a waitress. And a teacher. Cool. So we are driving down Georgia Ave, and she pulls over, pulls out a sheet of paper, and writes her info down. I'm looking like "Wtf"..? She walks into the strip club.. Penthouse, and gives the security guard her info so she can wait tables there. Now I should've seen this as a sign, but I can't knock a broke bitches hustle.

Needless to say, my night was salty as shit. I've called myself some sex. I ain't going to sleep without a nut. Good night.

GEAR GRINDERS JULY 4th RECAP. "Lil Wayne 4 Babies down, 4 Baby Mamas Out"

Monday, July 6, 2009 2 comments

1. First off, Tiny. T.I's baby mama. Now I've been a T.I. fan for years, but son, seriously, there is ultimately nothing gorgeous about her. Like slim has been unattractive since 94'. You'd think she would be hitting up mom and pop stores, stealing the petty change out of the "Take a Penny, Leave a Penny" to go and save up for a makeover. Fuck that too. Tip has money, ain't no excuse. Then her mouth aint not at all. Shorty look like someone took a serrated knife and carved her teeth. No bullshit. Her and Roger from "Doug" look strickingly similar.

2. Fat broads. I love y'all, but some shit can't even fly. I love big women, small women, little titty women, big titty women, but.... BUT...The attempts to NOT take care of your body is just outright disgusting. Aint no reason you out elbows got a gut. Arms collect lint like shit. That shit aint sexy girl... fuck is your malfunction. Correct that.

3. 3AM texts/calls from the WRONG person. You know how you wish that cute somebody would hit you up, then it come out to be that annoying motherfucker who ain't about shit? I got one of them this weekend. She cool as shit, but that shit aint cute, you calling me all drunk talking about "I'm coming through". Bitch no you aint. I don't share my bed. Either hotel, motel, or backseat. You ain't privledged. I like my sheets thank you very much.

4. People who sit beside you in an empty theatre. Shit fucking BLOWS my life. Granted, we go to see Ice Age last night. Cool whatever. Its a Sunday, at night, don't nobody go see a Dreamworks picture at night besides me. So there I sit, empty row. I sit in the middle, put my 3D glasses on,a nd BAM, people decide "Nah, we gon sit with THEM". What in the fuckity fucksville. How about you go head and use the other 18 rows in this theatre and sit your $5.00 ass down before I make change?

5. Co-Workers who ask a task of you in the AM without saying Good Morning. Look here bitch. I had a shitty weekend that turned good gradually. Don't fuck up my high by NOT saying Good Morning. You introverted son of a winch. Fuck is wrong with your noodle.

6. "Standing at the podium, trying to watch my sodium" <---Jeezy, what the fuck were you thinking when you said that? I swear them down south rappers say the darnest things. But that one right there takes the cake. 7. Lauren London. Everyone should know exactly why her and I are beefing right now. I've come to terms she wants her a Bad Boy. But you'd think she'd stick to rocking Sean John. She gets the official "Whomp Bitch Whomp" of the week. Dumb joint. 8. Lil Wayne. See Above. I still think he got Lauren high off Peanut oil and baby powder, then got her pregnant. SO WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING DONATIONS TO CREATE LIL' WAYNE A STEEL PLATED PERMANENT REVERSIBLE AND RE WASHABLE CONDOM.

9. The baby competition between T.I. and Wayne. These niggas DONT pull out. At all. But I can't hate on Lil' Wayne. Had it have been ME.. I'd fuck around and just keep pumpin quietly so i wont give the nut away


"Actress Lauren London, who is pregnant with rapper Lil Wayne's baby, was not thrilled when she found out she was expecting. Although they have said they will raise the child together, London is still unhappy with the way things have turned out.

London's rep said, on her behalf, "At first we weren't happy about the pregnancy but now we are fine. Wayne and I will happily raise this baby together."

Sounds like everything is OK, right? Maybe not. According to sources, Lauren is still not feeling this pregnancy but Weezy pressured her into having the baby. She apparently wanted to abort the pregnancy early on but Wayne wouldn't let her. He said he'd go public with the news and tell everyone she had had an abortion.

Lauren, fearing how it would affect her reputation and career, decided to go ahead with the pregnancy and keep the baby.

London's cousin said, "Lauren is letting everyone close know this is not what she planned. She's mainly worried what effects this will have on her career. She doesn't want to be stigmatized as just Lil Wayne's baby mama."

I'm gone on that note.