Shes a vegetarian, but I'd give her raw meat. Owwww. 09.09

Did'nt really have a blog for yesterday evening, figured I'd go and give it a break or so. Bare with me. This one going to be brief since the other one was long. Its hard trying to go and type all this shit. So let me tell you what I been up to. Thinking about sex. Not too bad seeing as though thats a regular brain ritual of mine. I came to the random conculsion.. I like eating pussy. Funny shit becaues back in high school, me and my partners used to speak on how nasty it was. But by 12th grade, that shit was as standard as tying shoelaces. Now dont get me wrong.. Greg aint eating random cootch. No dice. But when I gets it in... Fuck that let me stop before I start looking like a slut out here.

So we spoke about getting/giving head & backshots.. But one thing thats bothering me... Whats up with niggas trying to fuck women in the asshole? Like thats the new hotness now? Fuck they do that at? Niggers... please answer this shit for me.. When you fucking wet pussy.. What makes you elevate your dick, and try to stick it in an area tighter than a nickel? Please dont say that "oh, its tighter and wetter". You do realize shit come out that whole right? Im abuot to fuck the anal thoughts for you up right now. Imagine homegirl ate Chipotle that day. You know damn well its coming out later that night. Still trying to eat that?





Thought not. Oh.. another subject for you dudes. I been getting a couple friend requests from yall about the blogs, so I have to let y'all know bout that too. I aint originate none of this blogging shit, so dont think I did. I just figured I'd go ahead and speak my mind. In NO WAY FORM OR FASHION should you try this. Its not going to raise your pussy rating, and get women on your side. As you can see, majority of the comments I get are a result of them being cool with me. I can feelt he wave of facebook notes coming sooner or later. Figured I'd let that be known.

Random thought... Kobe Bryant wife is a bad bitch. I'd seriously fuck her with a fishnet condom. And wouldnt think twice about it. I know those aint his babies though. Aint hear that from me though...

Its starting to get cold outside, and darker late. I gotta find me a cuddle buddy. Bout to find me a plus sized chick so I can get that extra warmth. So if you got any fat friends... Tell them big girls need love too. Just tell them I cant reproduce with them. Our metabolisms dont match. (That wasnt a jab at fat women. I love them. Its just a fact). I have a lot of big women in my family, so I been raised to love the women who could make some bomb ass dinner rolls, even though they had enough on their bodies.

Just know the difference between Phat and fat please. there are CATEGORIES.

Phat: 130-165
Plush- 165- 185
Plump- 185-210
Plus Sized- 210- 230
Phool (fool to think im going to think im fucking you) 230+

But--- if you look like this.. or this is you period..





Just know I'm not pulling out. So arrange a baby shower when you meet me.

Tis all.

The hell? Monday Already? Fuck! Bitch. 09.08.

First off...let me start by saying...damn. My close friend Darsey is like leaving for Boot Camp next Monday. The shit is wigging me out because we been on bad terms the past month or so as a result of me NOT liking the decision of her going into the service. I told her it was a bad idea and that she had more going for herself than that, and she does. Like seriously, I don't like seeing ANY of my friends in the military. It’s me being selfish but fuck it. I didn't even make her farewell party because of my own grieving over it. Honestly...how can I see my friend off to some shit like that? As much as we complain and bicker about the war... I'll be damned if I have a clsoe friend of mine be in the mix. I promised to write her and try to keep contact, but it really aint hit me until this morning that I only have a week to even spend with her. And I'm sure most of that's going to be with her family. I'm just stuck off that, I need to change subjects before I get sensitive about it. I'm already hurting for her hating me.


I'm at work, another boring Monday, trying to maintain. Broke (of course) until payday. And even then...money gotta get shelled out. Cell phone bill, credit card bill. Starting to think I pay to be
broke. I gotta find a hustle, like trimming fat women legs or something. Because one job aint cutting it. I'm seeing everybody with apartments at 22, 23, living the lavish life. Is that shit for me?
I highly doubt it, but I gotta get off the tit and stand on my own two. Which I have been doing.

So I'm having a discussion with a girl off here about this she likes. And I get the most redundant statement I've ever heard in my life. 'My man gotta drive a charger, I won't settle for less'. Does she not know that 9 out of 10 chargers on the streets are NOT custom? Stock rims, dashboards, cloth seats and shit? Like bitch elevate your game. Is the Charger like the 2008 caddy or something? Just any car could suffice. Fuck you tripping off what a dude drive if you just a passenger? Exactly. Come on now.

Oh...figured I'd speak on this. Something Dee brought to my attention in the post from yesterday (the joint that got 280 comments..but I aint bragging...). But she basically labeled me as a flirt. Is there something with me flirting though? I never saw it as a problem. I'm not selling wolf tickets. Like right now I have a female that is made at me because she thinks Dana stepped on her toes. Knowing damn well that aint situation. So I called miss lady not one, but twice the whole weekend, no reply. Then spontaneously, she in a relationship. Lol. I'm telling you, facebook is a fake niggers paradise I swear. I just want to know if it’s that serious. Even people who are in legit relationships, I don't knock them. I think I have that much respect. I mean damn. I'm about to go back to being evil as shit like I used to be. Since I used to get them Omarion comparisons, I'm bout to have an icebox where my...you know the rest.

Alrighty...breaking news. What's up with this epidemic of dudes telling women 'it aint tricking if you got it'... Nigga... Yes it is. Whoever gave you that impression...stop buying that nigga cds. Point blank. How you listen to that nigga T.I. That man dating Tiny from Xscape. Now who's been tricked? Exactly. My partner talking about 'Greg, you know where there's a Ruth Chris in the city? So of course me... I don't, but I ask him why. He tells me 'I'm taking youngin to a bite to eat'. Who's youngin, your main squeeze or something?

Nah. Jasmin'. (Me confused at this point)... Fuck is that? "Oh...that's this girl I met Friday". What? Hahaha. Man fuck that. Everybody pause and laugh with me.

----regain composure...bring it down...sigh, woosah--- alright. Back at it.

You don't take a girl on the first date to no damn Ruth Chris man. You met her 72 hours ago. Take her ass to a library, see if she can read before you give her a menu with words like 'filet mignon'. Ruth Chris like what, 65, 70 a plate? So his excuse... 'It aint tricking if you got it'. So son... If it aint tricking....who you think you tricking? Nigga I invited you out Saturday night, and you talking about 'man, I'm broke as shit, all I got is 80 until Friday'. Now I'm no mathematician, but...

65 dollars a plate
80 dollars in pocket
2 people sharing forks.

So now he mad at me because I told him give her something to strive for. Start at applebees and work up. If you give them everything from the jump, what she have to strive for in the future dude? Exactly.

Damn...it’s like Monday. My weekends aint shit. And I did nothing productive for it. And I want three hours of my life back from watching that fucking MTV awards. Fuck that Britney Spears bitch. They are trying to revive her career in any way possible. Shows you what hanging with Paris Hilton and exposing your lob sided pussy could get you. I guess she's going to have a T-Pain song on her next album. Long as she doesn’t try using the voice synthesizer. Speaking of voice synthesizers...Lil Wayne. Parrotman. Predator...that nigga. You can't tell me that nigga aint look like Buckwheat with that small ass vest.


I know I been labeled as a hater by a couple Lil Wayne jock straddlers, but fuck that. I won't discredit this man for making hitting ass music. But Monroes, kissing men, skinny jeans? What part of the game is that? If so, I'm putting my controller down now. Watch...by Christmas...niggas going to have lip piercings. Thinking their swag meter going to get higher by imitating a man that admits to kissing grown ass men that aint give birth to him.

But Kanyes...come on man...that new song...stop. It already looked like the show was hosted in a lunch cafeteria.... Why your set slum so bad? Rihanna....bad bitch, but I'm already getting sick of her. Don't get me wrong....I'd fuck her with a fishnet condom, no problem.... But
yeah, she oversaturated. I guess that's why Beyonce been laying in the cut. I heard B went and got a haircut. I frankly don't care, but she need to tell that nigga Jay-z to act his age. You forty nigger. He should’ve hung it up after Black Album.

And who's that 'I kissed a bitch' bitch? Is she the new Madonna or something? I decided to take a listen to the song....and I'm hurt. I need four minutes of my life back. I rather watch R.Kelly fuck another under aged female than that shit. But I do admit...this year missed Chris Brown though. Then again he gotta take a break too.


Now before I end this joint so y'all can read and comment on it. Im just curious. Figured I'd ask about it. I've been told "not on women give head". Why not? Something y'all dont like about it or something? I dont want to hear that "oh he has to be special in order to get that treatment".. Say he is special. Hes your man. Please him. Go down there and go to town..

Question is though... Why arent y'all doing it?

"So who you calling a bitch?"..U n i...agree.

First off: IF YOU TAGGED ON HERE AND DONT KNOW WHY..."Its a daily blog, just for me and the folks that chose to speak on topics. Thats basically it. Nothing else really. Figured each new blog, I'd add random people to it, so i can open up to more people, and more people can interact in the process."

So... Im sitting writing messages back and forward with Lauren, and she tells me what my next "blog" should be about... bitches. Basically she said..

bitches (yea ima female n I said it) ... bitches get "put on the list" via myspace to get in free, come in tipsy off the cheap shit in their boyfriends crib (whose gonna invite the independent bestfriend over after you leave)... get free drinks from the dumbest muthafucka in the club... take a bunch of pics to post on myspace... fake like they had a blast n got allll this attention n on model status... then wake up the next day, still livin in they parents crib! Takin the bus to a bullshit job, they content with! N do it all over again like they on some "sex in the city" status!!! How about bitches get jobs! Get they own crib! Own whip! Own shit n stop actin like u a high roller cuz u in vip LOVE when tpain performed! BITCH GO HOME TO YA MAN CUZ THERE'S A REASON HE DON'T MIND U ACTIN A FOOL IN THE CLUB!


Can you blame her? Real talk. If a FEMALE feels that way... then 9 times out of 10... something wrong with bitches, and they need to get they act together. In my 21 years... I've met a

LOT

of bitches. Bitches with weaves, bitches at clubs, bitches that stink, bitches that drink. But this year... man.. bitchbuffoonery has reached a high level.

lls. i agree wholeheartedly about that WHOLE statement. Bitches do a whole lot of stunting. I guess thats why I been single for a minute. I've tried out the market.. and I've been determined to stay that way until some female mans up and realizes that shes not dealing with a "typical nigga". I know thats a sermon thats preached on the regular to y'all, but its the truth, so why try to change the approach. I'd like to think my dick game is impeccable, I converse pretty well, and I have an honest approach. I dont bullshit or pull shit, but seems like bitches LIKE that.

Thats why I cant see me DATING a girl I met that night at a club. Friend of mine now is dating a stripper, and is the MAIN nigga complaining about her coming home late.. Bitch.. she dont work at a bed and breakfast. She straddle other niggers, then come home, shit, shower and shave, just to go and lay with YOUR ass. Shut your sensitive ass up. lls.

But nah.. "bitches" is a term I used often, because I havent been exposed to much else. Hate me or love it.. but its the truth. If all niggas aint shit, dont try to persuade me into thinking all bitches are different. Now... I WILL say.. There are WOMAN, and LADIES that deserve credit for paving their own lane, it's just sometimes even THEY swerve without putting their turn signals on. Understood? (nice analogy by the way) Bitches are always the type that aint got no money, but always wanna get high. Bitches are the type to have multiple kids with a dude, then still go and get her swerve on with other niggas.

Then... you got..Nigches. Thats German for nigger ass bitches. Like the type niggas that pay 20 to get in the club, but instead of partying... oh nooooo this nigga worried about critiquing OTHER niggas. Last night I'm dancing with Whitney (girl i met out at the lounge)... Homeboy mumbling under his breath to his friend "look at this nigga trying to party"

The fuck you scoping for nigger? You wanna dance with her? So I walked up on him like "Son... you wanna dance with her? She aint mine. No nametags stamped on her saying "Hi, im Greg's bitch". Then the bitch came out in him.

Homeboy: "Oh nahhh man im good, im just chilling. I see you doing your thing"
Shut your bitch ass up. Stop stunting my growth homie. Aint nothing worse than a person of the same sex hating on you. I swear. It happens on the regular. If you going to hate on me... HATE me. TELL me you hate me, that way i can LOVE pissing you off while doing my thing. So I figured out a method to make the bitchassness stop. You feel like somebody hating on you.. clone they ass. Befriend them. Expose them to real, so they stop faking. If you a female... you GOTTA have a hater. So when you find him or her... just dap em up. Tell em "Jesus love you, so dont hate God's child".

If that dont work... wait... wait wait... This dont sound like me..

FUCK that nigga. Let them hate. Walk up on them look em dead in the eye and say "You blurring my vision, kill yourself." How the fuck can you hate and you not doing better. Now ME.. I dont hate... I give constructive criticism. Some shit is just common sense. Like you dont walk outside with the intention of bitching about everything. "eww... its hot as shit outside"...Umm.. Its September, and you wearing skinny red jeans, a h&m sweater vest, and a white t-shirt. Fuck you thought you low blood circulation having ass nigger?

imma leave on THIS note though...And im possibly done for the day.

-Women.. Ladies. When you see a black dude out with a white woman..Just keep looking forward. Cut that hating ass racial shit y'all be doing OUT. I seen a black dude with a white girl last night... and this broad mumbles under her breath..

"Sellout. All the sisters in the world, he pick the blandest bitch in dc. I bet you he could'nt get a black bitch"



Is you serrrrrrrrious slim? Maybe she just dick a TAD bit better than you. You mad at Rebecca because she stole "Dewayne" from you? I'll be the FIRST black man to admit this about white women. I've liked them.. yeah. I probably wont marry one.. I wont have a child by one...But if I had 4 long islands, a pack of rubbers, and a good hour... And I knew she was bout it bout it...

Tell em Taye.

.. Im gone off that one. lol

Ha. I was sitting here reading some of the responses of how im mean, and whatnot. I can completely understand that. Im not "mean". i just open my mouth. but then again.. I been like this forever. I say what I feel is right. BUT... i'll elaborate on that.

Yesterday Dana was quick to reply that "nails and upkeep are expensive". No my dear they actually arent. If you cut your losses in going to such and such party and club every week, or spending frivulous money in spots you dont have to... then yes, you can support your nail upkeep. i've seen PLENTY of women who leave the nail shop without acryilic nails, so wherever you (Dana) got that statement about fake nails from... you need to re-read. I said you shouldnt be going on and PAINTING your own nails, if you cant make them suitable to wear. Chipped nails on a grown woman is like a man with a dirty beard. Would you want to kiss a dude with a beard like Ol Dirty Bastard? Figured not. But if you want to make this an argument... oh yes lord we can do that. But I WILL say.. if you cant support your own upkeep,theres a problem.

Now to the backshots position, lol. Its kind of funny a lot of you said that "its a direct g spot angle". There are 9 different positions that hit the G Spot directly. Laying on the floor flat is just one. Now granted... i enjoy fucking from the back just so I can grab her shoulders and whatnot.. Its not the only position in my arsenal.

i saw that Lana mentioned something about "waxing"... Thats whats hot now? Waxing the pussy region? I must say that shit kind of turned my on a little bit, lol. I've witnessed trimmed, shaved, hairy, and waxed in my lifetime. But waxed.... my lord. But i WIL admit... I felt like R. Kelly a little bit, because it looked like a newborn baby's shoulderblade. No hair, no trace. How often do y'all have to get waxed? Im curious as to know. Because i personally shave, but its tedious as shit.

TMI: And shaving the ballsack region is a hassle too. I tried the shit a couple weeks back.... my lord my damn, i was scared for my life.

Now let me tell you about my night last night. I'm out at the usual spot I go to (some people know bout it), and honestly, I wasnt feeling like dancing the whole night. I danced for a couple songs, then I was like fuck that, i'll go to the bar, and get my Black Russian. So i had my drink in my hand, and this hispanic chick (spanish, hispanic, whatever is socially acceptible) walks to me like "oh, you not going to dance anymore". So i told her "I'll dance with you in a minute". Granted... slim was cute (in the club type cute). So i danced with her... and all she knew how to do was "freak". Like this a PARTY. If I wanted to dry hump the shit out of you, I'd take you to the beach, burry you in the sand, and lay on top of you. (fuck you if you thought that was funny, i had a ball typing it). So I guess she was trying to dance with a whole bunch of dudes and her and her girlfriends would go and talk about how homeboy danced. Shes like "damn, you know how to party" (granted, drinks still in hand.. so im in dancing like *sip* "oh really" *chug ghug*). We get to chatting while dancing, shes like she'll be at American University for a semester and whatnot. I told her thats cool, Xavier and the gang were interning there for the summer, so im familiar with the campus. So shes like "will you be here when I get back, imma go to the bar (lying ass broad as Fred put it last night). I GUESS she went to the bar, I wasnt really looking. Soon as she walked off, i pulled out the blackberry, and finished the text messages I was sending before we started dancing. Then finished off the cup I had. Walked in the middle of the dance floor, and showed my natural ass, by partying.

Anybody thats partied with me can tell you that I can make a party by myself. I personally HATE freaking in the club. "If a nigga can't touch it, then what you bouncing it for?" So shes dancing with another dude at this point now, I'm out on the floor partying with the fellas, and a few fellow "white women", that are already drunk, lol. And for SOME reason, my face is melting off from her staring at me party. Like straight bedroom eyes. lol. So I'm about to leave, and shes like "wait, why you leaving?".. Umm.. girl its 230, im bout to get back to the pad. So me and Fred left, and he was like "Greg... she was LOOSE man" (as if i didnt know this already by the short skirt & flats, and the fact the only dancing requirements she had was "bend over to the floor, touch your toes". Then to make matters worse, she grabbed my arm, and tried to make me touch her inner thigh. Nah baby... I dont get down like that, you can keep that.

Exhibit A:
(hot ghetto mess)Basically I'm curious as to know if im wrong about just NOT being attracted to females I meet at the club. Sure... its a turn on, seeing half naked bodies in their best attire and look. But that dont impress me... Like at ALL. Like Aaliyah. I was IMPRESSED by her. The only woman that i've ever seen that wore a t shirt and sweatpants and turned me on. then he was even more attractive subtracting some clothes. I'm sure there are a few of you pretty women that can read this and say "well i look cute everyday, in every outfit". So riddle me this... How do YOU know your attracted to someone at a party/lounge/club?

Disclaimer: PLEASE dont say the word "swag" to me. (refer back to yesterdays slight paragraph about boosting ugly peoples egos). Y'all are getting too comfortable with peoples "swag", that you truly are "settling for less"

Trust a Liar. They may be telling the truth.

Fuck it. Figured I'd start blogging through here as well. I have a blogspot too, but Dana told me that I could share to the masses through here. So why not. I have a nice collection of thoughts in my head, so might as well. Especially since im always on facebook. So.. what can I speak on. First off.. I wanna talk about this "facebook personality" a lot of these motherfuckers have. Sure.. everyone is entitled to having a personality.. But dont lie about your shit. It kind of ticks my nerves to see people living a lie on here. Bitches... excuse my french.. Birch Canues are famous for lies. I was approached by a girl through here who told me "You should come and party with me tonight". Where at? "Oh.. 2122".. Where the fuck is this spot?

Like who invents these names for clubs? I understand shit like "Club Love".. but "Fur, 2122,".. shit like that is beyond me. Any everyone can tell you.. i hate clubs. I walk in anticipating a party, and leave dissapointed. I've had to shrg shoulders at plenty of females in there. One exclusive time at Fur, I was followed around by a spanish girl after partying with her for like two songs on Amanda's birthday (ask Michelle). People cant party anymore. Starting to think they have a "to-do list" of shit to bring to the club.

Lotion- Check
ID- Check
Digital Camera- Check.

Like we KNOW you fucking party there every weekend. Nice. But seriously.. having 89 facebook albums though sweetheart? Necessary? I think not. I had a dude literally tell me "Greg.. all the bitches be at Love"... Yet... this nigga statuses are the most discouraging things in the world
Dewayne is.."Searching for that Zodiac sign. Will she be a Lucky Libra?"

Now granted, hes my boy.. but he goes to parties falling in LOVE with them. Yeah.. i have 2,600+ friends. But I dont PARTY with them. But back to the main headline... Trust a liar. Its true. I walked outside my office today to find breakfast. and surely enough.. the homeless nigga that sits out on Penn Ave was like "Greg.. you got some change?".. Granted.. he sees me every fucking day... Im asking this nigga what he going to use it for.. he says to me "Im saving my coins up so I can go on vacation.

Im sitting here looking at homeboy like... Nigga..


You homeless. Fuck you going to vacation for? You live through ALL the seasons, that should be enough. So he tells me "me and my woman are getting back together". Woman? So i figure he has a homeless wife, girlfriend, whatever. Oh nooo. This man is dating one of the girls that works in my building. SHe told him she would clean him up if he stopped drinking. And i assume they've gotten close...


My thing is.. why this nigga still homeless?

Random Late Night Blog before I go get shitfaced.

Fuck is so hard about being real? Has shit changed since I was in high school? I remember when you used to get CLOWNED for wearing tight jeans. Now the dudes looking like undercover bitches now. I'm at Gallery Place yesterday... Seen a group of niggers outside... Just hanging...from the waist line. Like do they know faggies wore their slacks in jail sagged so they could easily be penetrated? That Kris Kross shit is totally backwards. Them skateboarders been getting away with it for years... But theirs don't look like sergios. Seriously. No homo, but I know these dudes GOTTA be hurting when they take them jeans off. I apologize, but my dick is too thick, and my balls hang too low for them type jeans. I don't need jean abrasions. Real talk.

Then my lord...the bitches... The bitches. I would say women, but bitches has a nice ring to it on the weekend. So....ladies...its NOT that expensive. Why can't you keep your nails and toes done? There has to be a cut off age for doing your own nails until you get a salon license. Seriously. I've noticed this a LOT in hispanic women with the blacks and pinks. Them Lee press on nails... Cut that shit. And black women...PLEASE stop with this idea of designing your nails to match that ONE outfit, then coordinating your outfit for the next 7 days to them nails. I peeped game. That aint cute bew bew. And you should be slapped.

**--Pause for the cause moment of the day--**
Topic: Backshots.

WHY is every female favorite position from the back though? Do you LIKE the idea of him fucking you from the rear? How bout this though. SCENARIO: homeboy is fucking you, meanwhile thinking and moaning out your best friend . Then again, I don't put it past y'all that y'all think of other niggas while fucking in that position.

ONLY exception... UGLY ass skeet-ta-does (my term for skanks and skallies) should ONLY be fucked fro the back. Stop making love to these ugly ass females fellas. You starting to give them too much, and they starting to do little cute shit, like walking outside before 730, and trying to hold hands in public. Ughh. *pushes hand away*

I have more to say...but I'm at my destination for the night. Feel free to have a comment on this epidemic of ugly women with egos....or whatever other topics.

'When I die, heaven better be off the chain. Because I'm having too much fun here'.

I heard you were looking for me. (To be continued too)

Well, last night... Interesting to say the least. Proves that I need my own location. I'll be looking for that soon. Basically Ally came over we chilled hung for the first time. Fun times. First I thought she wasn't going to come, but she surprised me, being outside of my door around like 1230 this morning. Of course, no trench coat, but she showed up nonetheless. Can't even fake, I was excited. So I told her pick a dvd out the collection, so she picks "Jingle All The Way". Smart woman, she's a Swarzenagger watcher...I need one of them in my life.



So she asks for the massage we were supposed to give, so I gave her one. Then you knew it was my turn. Felt damn good to get one, since I'm not usually the one to get that treatment. Then... Well, you know it was late as shit, so 'someone' (not her, but the birch canue I stay with) was moaning and whining about how late it was getting, so like mid-sex, had to get up (shit was feeling great too.. Damnit). I think she liked it flat on the stomach though. Just by the face expressions. I guess my facebook status is true to the 'T'.



So, I wonder how she liked it, because I loved it. Hope she blogs about it