First off...let me start by saying...damn. My close friend Darsey is like leaving for Boot Camp next Monday. The shit is wigging me out because we been on bad terms the past month or so as a result of me NOT liking the decision of her going into the service. I told her it was a bad idea and that she had more going for herself than that, and she does. Like seriously, I don't like seeing ANY of my friends in the military. It’s me being selfish but fuck it. I didn't even make her farewell party because of my own grieving over it. Honestly...how can I see my friend off to some shit like that? As much as we complain and bicker about the war... I'll be damned if I have a clsoe friend of mine be in the mix. I promised to write her and try to keep contact, but it really aint hit me until this morning that I only have a week to even spend with her. And I'm sure most of that's going to be with her family. I'm just stuck off that, I need to change subjects before I get sensitive about it. I'm already hurting for her hating me.
I'm at work, another boring Monday, trying to maintain. Broke (of course) until payday. And even then...money gotta get shelled out. Cell phone bill, credit card bill. Starting to think I pay to be
broke. I gotta find a hustle, like trimming fat women legs or something. Because one job aint cutting it. I'm seeing everybody with apartments at 22, 23, living the lavish life. Is that shit for me?
I highly doubt it, but I gotta get off the tit and stand on my own two. Which I have been doing.
So I'm having a discussion with a girl off here about this she likes. And I get the most redundant statement I've ever heard in my life. 'My man gotta drive a charger, I won't settle for less'. Does she not know that 9 out of 10 chargers on the streets are NOT custom? Stock rims, dashboards, cloth seats and shit? Like bitch elevate your game. Is the Charger like the 2008 caddy or something? Just any car could suffice. Fuck you tripping off what a dude drive if you just a passenger? Exactly. Come on now.
Oh...figured I'd speak on this. Something Dee brought to my attention in the post from yesterday (the joint that got 280 comments..but I aint bragging...). But she basically labeled me as a flirt. Is there something with me flirting though? I never saw it as a problem. I'm not selling wolf tickets. Like right now I have a female that is made at me because she thinks Dana stepped on her toes. Knowing damn well that aint situation. So I called miss lady not one, but twice the whole weekend, no reply. Then spontaneously, she in a relationship. Lol. I'm telling you, facebook is a fake niggers paradise I swear. I just want to know if it’s that serious. Even people who are in legit relationships, I don't knock them. I think I have that much respect. I mean damn. I'm about to go back to being evil as shit like I used to be. Since I used to get them Omarion comparisons, I'm bout to have an icebox where my...you know the rest.
Alrighty...breaking news. What's up with this epidemic of dudes telling women 'it aint tricking if you got it'... Nigga... Yes it is. Whoever gave you that impression...stop buying that nigga cds. Point blank. How you listen to that nigga T.I. That man dating Tiny from Xscape. Now who's been tricked? Exactly. My partner talking about 'Greg, you know where there's a Ruth Chris in the city? So of course me... I don't, but I ask him why. He tells me 'I'm taking youngin to a bite to eat'. Who's youngin, your main squeeze or something?
Nah. Jasmin'. (Me confused at this point)... Fuck is that? "Oh...that's this girl I met Friday". What? Hahaha. Man fuck that. Everybody pause and laugh with me.
----regain composure...bring it down...sigh, woosah--- alright. Back at it.
You don't take a girl on the first date to no damn Ruth Chris man. You met her 72 hours ago. Take her ass to a library, see if she can read before you give her a menu with words like 'filet mignon'. Ruth Chris like what, 65, 70 a plate? So his excuse... 'It aint tricking if you got it'. So son... If it aint tricking....who you think you tricking? Nigga I invited you out Saturday night, and you talking about 'man, I'm broke as shit, all I got is 80 until Friday'. Now I'm no mathematician, but...
65 dollars a plate
80 dollars in pocket
2 people sharing forks.
So now he mad at me because I told him give her something to strive for. Start at applebees and work up. If you give them everything from the jump, what she have to strive for in the future dude? Exactly.
Damn...it’s like Monday. My weekends aint shit. And I did nothing productive for it. And I want three hours of my life back from watching that fucking MTV awards. Fuck that Britney Spears bitch. They are trying to revive her career in any way possible. Shows you what hanging with Paris Hilton and exposing your lob sided pussy could get you. I guess she's going to have a T-Pain song on her next album. Long as she doesn’t try using the voice synthesizer. Speaking of voice synthesizers...Lil Wayne. Parrotman. Predator...that nigga. You can't tell me that nigga aint look like Buckwheat with that small ass vest.
I know I been labeled as a hater by a couple Lil Wayne jock straddlers, but fuck that. I won't discredit this man for making hitting ass music. But Monroes, kissing men, skinny jeans? What part of the game is that? If so, I'm putting my controller down now. Watch...by Christmas...niggas going to have lip piercings. Thinking their swag meter going to get higher by imitating a man that admits to kissing grown ass men that aint give birth to him.
But Kanyes...come on man...that new song...stop. It already looked like the show was hosted in a lunch cafeteria.... Why your set slum so bad? Rihanna....bad bitch, but I'm already getting sick of her. Don't get me wrong....I'd fuck her with a fishnet condom, no problem.... But
yeah, she oversaturated. I guess that's why Beyonce been laying in the cut. I heard B went and got a haircut. I frankly don't care, but she need to tell that nigga Jay-z to act his age. You forty nigger. He should’ve hung it up after Black Album.
And who's that 'I kissed a bitch' bitch? Is she the new Madonna or something? I decided to take a listen to the song....and I'm hurt. I need four minutes of my life back. I rather watch R.Kelly fuck another under aged female than that shit. But I do admit...this year missed Chris Brown though. Then again he gotta take a break too.
Now before I end this joint so y'all can read and comment on it. Im just curious. Figured I'd ask about it. I've been told "not on women give head". Why not? Something y'all dont like about it or something? I dont want to hear that "oh he has to be special in order to get that treatment".. Say he is special. Hes your man. Please him. Go down there and go to town..
Question is though... Why arent y'all doing it?
I'm an Unserious Ass Bitch
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